Elia Winters
@eliawinters.bsky.social
Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .
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Elia Winters
@eliawinters.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Hi #Romancelandia! I write cozy erotic romance. Very high heat and generally low angst.
Often kinky but never dark. Sex toys abound.
Often kinky but never dark. Sex toys abound.
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Over on Whatever today I confirm that, indeed, all those emails authors and other writers are getting promising access to readers and book clubs and such are 100% scams, share all the scam emails I got just this morning, and note why they are all awful and bad:
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Yes, All Those Author Services and Book Club Emails Are Fake, and No, Don’t Send Them Any Money
If you’re an author, or honestly if you just happen to be standing near an author these days, then you have probably seen a flood of emails in the past couple of months promising you that who…
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November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Over on Whatever today I confirm that, indeed, all those emails authors and other writers are getting promising access to readers and book clubs and such are 100% scams, share all the scam emails I got just this morning, and note why they are all awful and bad:
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/22/y...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/22/y...
I cannot wait!!
🌶️ Got a spicy announcement today! 🌶️
Severn House is so excited to be publishing Elia Winter's latest novel SEX, TEXTS, AND SWEATER VESTS in autumn 2026 🍂
A journalist and her botanist roommate juggle dishes, friendship,... and a sexy secret 🤫
@eliawinters.bsky.social @litagentsaritza.bsky.social
Severn House is so excited to be publishing Elia Winter's latest novel SEX, TEXTS, AND SWEATER VESTS in autumn 2026 🍂
A journalist and her botanist roommate juggle dishes, friendship,... and a sexy secret 🤫
@eliawinters.bsky.social @litagentsaritza.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I cannot wait!!
Emailed Southwest to suggest they carry some gluten-free snacks, and they wrote back and declined to do so. They suggested I carry my own snacks, though, which is definitely something that never occurred to me, a person with a food allergy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Emailed Southwest to suggest they carry some gluten-free snacks, and they wrote back and declined to do so. They suggested I carry my own snacks, though, which is definitely something that never occurred to me, a person with a food allergy.
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"This book is so good, I want to put it in my mouth and eat it." ~ Sarah Wendell at Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
/jb
Amazon: www.amazon.com/Unvei...
Apple: itunes.apple.com/us/...
Nook: http://www.barnesand...
Google: play.google.com/stor...
/jb
Amazon: www.amazon.com/Unvei...
Apple: itunes.apple.com/us/...
Nook: http://www.barnesand...
Google: play.google.com/stor...
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"This book is so good, I want to put it in my mouth and eat it." ~ Sarah Wendell at Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
/jb
Amazon: www.amazon.com/Unvei...
Apple: itunes.apple.com/us/...
Nook: http://www.barnesand...
Google: play.google.com/stor...
/jb
Amazon: www.amazon.com/Unvei...
Apple: itunes.apple.com/us/...
Nook: http://www.barnesand...
Google: play.google.com/stor...
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I wore high heels to a holiday party in a teeny nyc apt (I’m very tall w no shoes), I went to get a drink and realized halfway across the room when I was yanked backward that I’d gotten the entirety of the party’s xmas decorations caught in my hair and had been pulling them across the apt behind me
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I wore high heels to a holiday party in a teeny nyc apt (I’m very tall w no shoes), I went to get a drink and realized halfway across the room when I was yanked backward that I’d gotten the entirety of the party’s xmas decorations caught in my hair and had been pulling them across the apt behind me
I'm so excited to have this going out in the world!!
🌿NEW DEAL! Get ready for cozy, spicy romance from the incomparable @eliawinters.bsky.social! This page-turning, scorchingly good, roommates-to-lovers romance is hitting shelves in Fall 2026 from @severnhouse.bsky.social. #romancebooks #cozyromance #spicyromance
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm so excited to have this going out in the world!!
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!
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halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest
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With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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Half the people killed by police have a disability, and a large proportion of those are Autistic.
Time for a re-watch of my favorite “don’t talk to cops” video - a real law school class being taught by a defense attorney and a former cop in law school.
Long, but completely worth it:
Time for a re-watch of my favorite “don’t talk to cops” video - a real law school class being taught by a defense attorney and a former cop in law school.
Long, but completely worth it:
Don't Talk to the Police
YouTube video by Regent University School of Law
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Half the people killed by police have a disability, and a large proportion of those are Autistic.
Time for a re-watch of my favorite “don’t talk to cops” video - a real law school class being taught by a defense attorney and a former cop in law school.
Long, but completely worth it:
Time for a re-watch of my favorite “don’t talk to cops” video - a real law school class being taught by a defense attorney and a former cop in law school.
Long, but completely worth it:
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tell you what, it's a fucking terrible time to have even one molecule of human empathy. I have moments where I think that.
And then I read something like this, by the great @mskellymhayes.bsky.social (GET HER EXCELLENT NEW BOOK) and I know I need to move organizingmythoughts.org/we-have-to-m...
And then I read something like this, by the great @mskellymhayes.bsky.social (GET HER EXCELLENT NEW BOOK) and I know I need to move organizingmythoughts.org/we-have-to-m...
We Have to Move
"There are living, breathing people all around you who need your sense of decency to be made material. Don’t give up on them, or on you."
organizingmythoughts.org
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
tell you what, it's a fucking terrible time to have even one molecule of human empathy. I have moments where I think that.
And then I read something like this, by the great @mskellymhayes.bsky.social (GET HER EXCELLENT NEW BOOK) and I know I need to move organizingmythoughts.org/we-have-to-m...
And then I read something like this, by the great @mskellymhayes.bsky.social (GET HER EXCELLENT NEW BOOK) and I know I need to move organizingmythoughts.org/we-have-to-m...
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fascinating that Bill Nighy gets what a lot of romance authors do not.
Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
fascinating that Bill Nighy gets what a lot of romance authors do not.
Bill Murray has the energy of an immortal being who's been given strict cosmic laws about how he's allowed to act with humans and has decided to disobey all of them.
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Bill Murray has the energy of an immortal being who's been given strict cosmic laws about how he's allowed to act with humans and has decided to disobey all of them.
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Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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People talk about the 300k+ Black women who have lost their jobs as if they are statistics for their research projects and I’m here to remind yall, we are real ass people feeling the effects of it. In our homes, quality of life and well-being.
To those of you in this boat with me, I see you. 💙
To those of you in this boat with me, I see you. 💙
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
People talk about the 300k+ Black women who have lost their jobs as if they are statistics for their research projects and I’m here to remind yall, we are real ass people feeling the effects of it. In our homes, quality of life and well-being.
To those of you in this boat with me, I see you. 💙
To those of you in this boat with me, I see you. 💙
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It's Murderbot time! I'm back with a discussion of Artificial Condition and everyone's favorite Asshole Research Transport.
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Martha Wells Book Club: Artificial Condition - Reactor
When we last left our grumpy SecUnit, it had ditched the PresAux team and set out for the great beyond...
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October 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's Murderbot time! I'm back with a discussion of Artificial Condition and everyone's favorite Asshole Research Transport.
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reactormag.com/martha-wells...
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
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How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.
Hi there! It's Brand. We've updated our loyalty program! It's now Worse.
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hi there! It's Brand. We've updated our loyalty program! It's now Worse.