El Gordo
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
Most movies would be improved with Nine Inch Nails on the soundtrack.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Most movies would be improved with Nine Inch Nails on the soundtrack.
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you'd think E33 killed your parents the way some of you speak about it like goddamn bro stop shitting up my fucking timeline
if you spent half as much time playing things you like as you do bitching about it you'd forget what it's like to have a backlog
if you spent half as much time playing things you like as you do bitching about it you'd forget what it's like to have a backlog
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
you'd think E33 killed your parents the way some of you speak about it like goddamn bro stop shitting up my fucking timeline
if you spent half as much time playing things you like as you do bitching about it you'd forget what it's like to have a backlog
if you spent half as much time playing things you like as you do bitching about it you'd forget what it's like to have a backlog
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how valuable can my data be when every single website on earth wants it to let me do anything
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
how valuable can my data be when every single website on earth wants it to let me do anything
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preparing for a grocery run on the average american roadway
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
preparing for a grocery run on the average american roadway
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fomo? fear of making out? come here. I'll fix you
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
fomo? fear of making out? come here. I'll fix you
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December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I wonder how EyePatchWolf's charity stream is goin--
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I wonder how EyePatchWolf's charity stream is goin--
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My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
I wish France was real.
December 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I wish France was real.
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We need to bring back “the coolest fucking scarf you’ve ever seen in your life” as an aesthetic
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
We need to bring back “the coolest fucking scarf you’ve ever seen in your life” as an aesthetic
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Colombia enacted stand your ground Jim Crow laws by giving the average citizen the Murder of Crows vigor that allows you to keep "hooligans" in a separate but equal state of being alive, stay woke.
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Colombia enacted stand your ground Jim Crow laws by giving the average citizen the Murder of Crows vigor that allows you to keep "hooligans" in a separate but equal state of being alive, stay woke.
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Merry Christmas to all the STARS out there!
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Merry Christmas to all the STARS out there!
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core