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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.)

@dukevulture.bsky.social

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Leftist, goblin, #MagictheGathering nerd 🔞 https://www.moxfield.com/users/DukeVulture twitch.tv/DukeVulture

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · Nov 27

Bluesky, this is Scamp. He's a good boy.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13m

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 22m

I considered Duress too, if that helps.

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 36m

Probably Lorean Revealed...

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 53m

Wow, my Jaws Secret Lair showed up fast.

A book on a table, the book is CAWK by Whit Slorp

The cover imitates the Jaws cover, only with a giant censored cock instead of a shark

DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 1h

How to tell someone you're Italian, but not a sexual predator

"I'm Italian, no-Cuomo"

DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 1h

Thank god it's commander night. I need to get out of my enclosure for some enrichment.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 1h

🎃 October 15 🎃
Urban cowboy

Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 1h

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "holy shit i hate all of this"

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 1h

I love canlander, but I'm not confident in my deckbuilding skills for that format.

I always try to do stuff to cute & convoluted.

I usually just end up netdecking. :(

DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 1h

Canlander?

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wordloc 🏳️‍⚧️ @wordloc.net · 2h

being anti-authoritarian extends to corporations with more global influence than most nation states btw

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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 3h

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TappedAndAttacking @turn1proxy.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks to @ryan.wubrgsky.org of the WUBRGSky Discord, this week’s giveaway is something special!

A set of Ryan’s linocut tokens, and a set of tokens from me!

Repost this, and be a member of WUBRG Sky, and be following Ryan and me on Sunday, October 19 for a chance to win!

discord.gg/kjHss8bw3

WUBRG sky tokens by Ryan:
Printed insect token and WUBRG Sky sticker
Linocut tokens:
W-angel
U-octopus
B-demon
R-dragon
G-spider
Colorless?-mite

Foil tokens printed by me:
W-cat
U-bird
B-snake
R-dragon
G-spider

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, I like sex

Stealing
Expensive
Xylophones

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 2h

I don't think any of us are going to vote in 2028...

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💛🤍🖤💜Enby of Eternities @seriema-sami.bsky.social · 7h

"Loot, no! Don't listen to him! You're better than this!"

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 10h

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 10h

Oramg

DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 11h

Imagine Inflated Dragons.

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 1d

guys im not "having sex" i am doing witchcraft

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MtGCritical-#1 Dai Li Hater @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 11h

Inspired by Black Sabbath's Born Again album.

Nowhere near popular, I still enjoyed it when I was younger. But I also really liked Deep Purple so that makes sense.

Fleem. #Fleem #art #commissionsopen

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 17h

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 11h

Love them kitties

DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 11h

We must colossify.

Colossification
{5}{G}{G}
Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.

Enchanted creature gets +20/+20.

“Turns out the case of the flattened outpost and the case of the missing kitten were related.”
—Endris, Drannith magistrate

Illustrated by Johan Grenier

DukeVulture (Spooky Ver.) @dukevulture.bsky.social · 11h

Chat, we have to enlarge the dragon.

Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 11h

Make Gwen even taller 2025

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