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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 7h

There's a song in it called 'Kashyyyk' and if you could guess what song it was a parody of based on the title alone I would give you a hundred dollars.

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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 19h

which way monster man

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 1d

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 1d

I kind of have a respect for Brianna Wu because I dont think anyone has ever tried to do every single midlife crisis. Like you transitioned, bought a Porsche, made a bad video game, ran for office, got really into being a TERF and then became a Zionist.

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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 2d

Eric Sparrow from Tony Hawk's Underground

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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 2d

Didn't get the extra hour last night because I live in Arizona and even worse they sent out a turquoise alert to everyone here at 5am this morning so we're going to be extra annoying about not having to lose an hour in March.

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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 2d

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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 2d

dril tweet saying "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 3d

looking for that janine/egon relationship (i emotionlessly spout random facts all day while a woman with a thick regional accent fawns all over me)

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 3d

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

A cartoon of a cat staring at a corner. The cat has a thought bubble. The thought bubble just shows the corner the cat is staring at

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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 4d

This costume is so baggy on me that LBJ would be so jealous

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Duke @dukeonhere.bsky.social · 4d

*yelling over loud halloween party music* NO I'M MOO DENG. MOO DENG! THERE WAS THIS HIPPO, PEOPLE LIKED HER, IT WAS A WHOLE THING. I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

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