Paisley Paisley Paisley!
@drpaisley.bsky.social
Star barf in a meat sack. Sinister, poly, skiffy. Lover of (in no particular order): paisley, craft beer, cigars, single malts, redheads, cats, and puns.
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*slams fists on table* there was a two for one sale at the fist store
December 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*slams fists on table* there was a two for one sale at the fist store
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Santa has shifted policy towards a new system of ranked competitive naughty/nice league tables. Let's not pretend the pay-to-win microtransactions are new though
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Santa has shifted policy towards a new system of ranked competitive naughty/nice league tables. Let's not pretend the pay-to-win microtransactions are new though
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My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
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November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
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Name these two US presidents
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Name these two US presidents
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My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.
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A few teaser pages for the upcoming Dark Science Companion book! www.patreon.com/posts/143624...
Dark Science Companion Sneak Peak! | Senna Diaz
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November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
A few teaser pages for the upcoming Dark Science Companion book! www.patreon.com/posts/143624...
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fence says no tariff exemptions on the the French jewelry I ordered for @kellylink.bsky.social's xmas
October 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
fence says no tariff exemptions on the the French jewelry I ordered for @kellylink.bsky.social's xmas
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Got a COVID shot today because:
1. Book tour starts tomorrow and then I have events all through November;
2. Fuck RFK Jr, that worm-piloted pleather ballbag of pestilence and stupidity.
Get your COVID shots, folks (allowing for previous vaccine schedules and/or recent infection).
1. Book tour starts tomorrow and then I have events all through November;
2. Fuck RFK Jr, that worm-piloted pleather ballbag of pestilence and stupidity.
Get your COVID shots, folks (allowing for previous vaccine schedules and/or recent infection).
September 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Got a COVID shot today because:
1. Book tour starts tomorrow and then I have events all through November;
2. Fuck RFK Jr, that worm-piloted pleather ballbag of pestilence and stupidity.
Get your COVID shots, folks (allowing for previous vaccine schedules and/or recent infection).
1. Book tour starts tomorrow and then I have events all through November;
2. Fuck RFK Jr, that worm-piloted pleather ballbag of pestilence and stupidity.
Get your COVID shots, folks (allowing for previous vaccine schedules and/or recent infection).
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The true purpose of Bluesky has been revealed and it's Michael Stipe telling us the lyrics to It's The End Of The World As We Know It
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
September 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The true purpose of Bluesky has been revealed and it's Michael Stipe telling us the lyrics to It's The End Of The World As We Know It
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wife: i wonder what he did
me: probably perjury
wife: perjury?
me: lion under oath
wife: …
me: in a sealed courtroom
wife: …
me: plus, he had fishy alibi
wife: are you almost done?
me: fin
me: probably perjury
wife: perjury?
me: lion under oath
wife: …
me: in a sealed courtroom
wife: …
me: plus, he had fishy alibi
wife: are you almost done?
me: fin
September 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
wife: i wonder what he did
me: probably perjury
wife: perjury?
me: lion under oath
wife: …
me: in a sealed courtroom
wife: …
me: plus, he had fishy alibi
wife: are you almost done?
me: fin
me: probably perjury
wife: perjury?
me: lion under oath
wife: …
me: in a sealed courtroom
wife: …
me: plus, he had fishy alibi
wife: are you almost done?
me: fin
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We all share a common enemy.
August 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We all share a common enemy.
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pasteurization is cancelling cultures
September 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
pasteurization is cancelling cultures
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By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion
September 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion
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Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.
September 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.
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the awesome and terrible power of the great xam'xr
September 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the awesome and terrible power of the great xam'xr
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Senator Kelly escapes Magneto’s lair in the first X Men movie
September 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Senator Kelly escapes Magneto’s lair in the first X Men movie
My birthday is coming up, just saying
Limited edition Absolution now available for ordering. Look at the interior art by Scott Eagle subterraneanpress.com/vandermeer-a/
August 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My birthday is coming up, just saying
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Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
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I do think that Americans should have the freedom to put loud-ass glass packs and straight pipes etc on their vehicles, but I also think that every citizen should have a government-issued rocket launcher and get a $100k bounty for a successful hit on such a vehicle. this is sensible centrism
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I do think that Americans should have the freedom to put loud-ass glass packs and straight pipes etc on their vehicles, but I also think that every citizen should have a government-issued rocket launcher and get a $100k bounty for a successful hit on such a vehicle. this is sensible centrism
Hard agree.
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hard agree.
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an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
August 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
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Talk about a cheap date
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Talk about a cheap date