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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 2h

i wonder if we can get him to voice a Vaults of Yoh-Vombis audio book instead?

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 9h

puts me in mind of Terror Target Gemini!

cover for the (OSR-ish...?) RPG _Terror Target Gemini_ - a bunch of freelance adventurers with guns and swords are driving an open-topped old-timer-esque car through a desert at break-neck speed

Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 13h

maybe this and the Star Trek Beyond hair aren't wigs but a Venom-esque symbiote

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 22h

...now i'm picturing an objective marker in a Sisters of Battle vs Nurgle Daemons game looking like an overturned truck with a monkey sitting on it... 🤔

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 23h

...or;

the sign for the settlement of Hadley's Hope from the movie 'Aliens'

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 1d

it even says 'star trike' on the saucer section! 😂

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations!! 🎉

Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 1d

woooooo! i am excite!! 🥰

Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 2d

still trying to patch my chest back together after the 'Faust is immortal so-' thing you posted on twitter tore my heart out 🥺

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 2d

....i feel like i should let @othatsraspberry.com field this one

Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 2d

17576 possible Vulcan boy names

(less really, cause there's Sxxxk, Soook, Snnnk and the like that wouldn't actually work)

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 2d

[something about heading for Venus and many lightyears to go]

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 2d

a white/silver furred werewolf, recognisable by her facial scar as Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III, going 'hrrf hrrg' and then violently shaking Connie/Tav (the customisable main character also from BG3) because of how much she loves him, as drawn by @tcustodis.bsky.social

Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 3d

"Engine trouble?! Its engine is _missing_!!"
"I imagine that's the trouble, yes."

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 3d

GAWD 👀💦

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 3d

(can also double as choir practice)

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 4d

ah yes, the original 'plz step on me'

....

wait what happened i blacked out for a sec

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 6d

[put King-in-Yellow joke here]

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 7d

(i have page markers for all of these, by the way)
bsky.app/profile/drau...

Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · Mar 17

i direct thee to the source material...

"Saruman came when he was told, and his rod was taken;"
(The Two Towers, Chapter XI, The Palantír)

A Collected volume of 'the Lord of the Rings', by professor J.R.R. Tolkien, with several page-markers/thin post-its calling out poems and passages; text from some of these has been super-imposed over the image in MS Paint;

"hope unlooked-for came so suddenly to Éomer's heart, and with it the bite of care and fear renewed"

"So passed the sword of the Barrow-downs, work of Westernesse. But glad would he have been to know its fate who wrought it slowly long ago in the North-kingdom when the Dúnedain were young"

"Where now the horse and the rider?"

"a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!"

"Saruman came when he was told, and his rod was taken;"

"I love only that which they defend"

"But still the sunken stars appear
In dark and windless Mirrormere
There lies his crown in water deep
Till Durin wakes again from sleep"

Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 7d

oh yeah, who expects _nerds_ in a comic book store... 🙄

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 7d

or...

"So, let me get this straight, Master Merry's being squeezed in a crack!?"

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 7d

in the same vein;

"So, let me get this straight, Saruman came when he was told, and his rod was taken...?!"

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 7d

"So let me get this straight, shining spears were laid in hoard...?"

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 7d

forseeing a 'five-eh yeares layter' Spongebob transition between that kiss panel and the 'thanks for babysitting uncle Wyll, we're going to sleep for a week' one... 😅

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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 8d

Maushold! 🥰

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