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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper

@campyalien.bsky.social

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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 32 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · Feb 7

2025 Book Thread

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 3h

Freaky mind sex time yet again

archiveofourown.org/works/720312...

Chapter 3 of "Viscera", the title of which is "Conception" and the summary reads "y'all mind if I just... *smashed your brain against mine repeatedly in until you cum so hard you throw up*"

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✨Purple💜Enma✨ 🔞 @purpleenma.bsky.social · 10h

I have the great pleasure to present you:
✨ A Purple Enma x Grem collaboration ✨
@realgremlintime.bsky.social took my sketch of Reform Era Spock and did absolute magic with it 💜✨
#StarTrek #ArtCollab
#Spock #VulcanLore

Digital illustration, with base sketch by Purple Enma (yours truly) and color and rendering by Grem (@realgremlintime), depicting a bust illustration of Spock from Star Trek The Original Series. He's framed by a red background decorated with several floral and vegetable shapes surrounding him, with a simple geometric composition orbiting around a halo behind him. He has his left hand raised in the ta'al or Vulcan salute, with his other hand posed below it in the same gesture. He's wearing the style that by my own headcanons became popular when Surak's Vulcan Reform took hold, features with a short bowlcut with shaved sides and a mullet braid in a style that's like a bridge between the ancient Vulcan tradition of long braided hair, and the known bowlcut we think of now for Vulcans who follow Surak's path of Logic. He's adorned with gems and jewels; big IDIC earrings, collar and several rings on his fingers, together with green nails, his signature indigo eyeshadow and green markings on his lower lip.

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 4h

IMMACULATE BIT OF TRIVIA

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 4h

I really do need to get some godzilla under my belt!!

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h

EXACTLY!! YOU GET IT

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h

He deserves it!!

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h

That's true!! I do know more about godzilla now than I ever did before thanks to you but I still have yet to watch a godzilla with mine own eyeballs

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 6h

They're really good!! This song is a banger!!

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

OH THAT OLD MAN BOUT TO GET HIS SPOOCHIE ROCKED

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

The guitar in money for nothing is sublime tho unforch

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

hear them... smh smh

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

forcibly sitting in a room while those three fucking songs are played over & over again like pretty sure they tortured soldiers with shit like that. But also I AM the autism so the thing is, I'm having a grand ole time. I am partying down every time those songs start playing like I didn't JUST

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

that fucking guitar!! The worms supped on that something fierce. God tho right now the bitches on replay are: money for nothing by dire straits, puttin on the ritz by taco, & house tour by sabrina carpenter. What the shit is that. Why, brain. "What it's like to live with autism" but it's just

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

Autism is annoying bc the Special Song(s)™ (the shit I listen to over & over for however long the worms decide) are always so random & bizarre. I listened to godzilla by blue oyster cult constantly for MONTHS despite never having seen a single bit of godzilla media in my life but that guitar!! Man

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 7h

OH FUCK YES OH HELL YES THIS IS SO GOOD I'M SCREAMING!! I love the body hair & the collar & his little side eye expression! This harlot! This coquette! This shameless hussy!!

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trey ૮ • ﻌ - ა @tvictrix.bsky.social · 7h

day 14 i don't even knowwwww i dont know look at him put a collar on him hes a dog whateverrr :] #spock #art #startrek

a black and white digital sketch of spock lounging. hd wears briefs and a collar and nothing else

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 8h

THE LIPSTICK ON THE DINGLE DONGLE

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10h

the Bajoran version of the Bechdel test is “do two named women talk to each other about something other than murder” and I love “Deep Space Nine” because it fails almost every episode