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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude "An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.

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The Dolphins are a misery factory

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Damn that was a sick catch

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DE'VON MF ACHANE

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Jesus, Jaylen

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I said I said

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One day PCA will catch one off that batter's eye

I believe in you, buddy

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I regret to inform you all that Indiana may be for real

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Instant classic, damn

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Anyway go M's

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guy (shutdown 47) @blueskywestside.bsky.social · 1d

Live from Rob Manfred's house as they go to inning 13 in Seattle.

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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 1d

WAINWRIGHT: Welcome to the 63rd inning
[Poseidon rises from Puget Sound]
[Pounds on T-Mobile Park dome]
WAINWRIGHT: Yes
[Roof thrown into the ocean]
WAINWRIGHT: Take us O Elder Gods!

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Ohhhh man Detroit just got screwed

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Weren't fajitas invented in Texas anyway?

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Heads, Mariners win

Tails, THE BATMAN DIES

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Taking the mound today for Detroit: Harvey Dent

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I don't think enough people talk about the popcorn scene

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The wife told me she entered the "Banana lottery" last night and I told her that sounds like something Donkey Kong would say

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Embrace the navy caps, it was a better time, a simpler time

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Sad Bader 😔

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RIP in peace Phils

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Also Chaim better make the navy road caps permanent again or I will write a strongly worded letter

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Hey I've heard of that guy

Michael Clair @michaelclair.bsky.social · 2d

Some WBC-related news: Puerto Rico manager Yadier Molina is in discussion to take a coaching job with the Cardinals.

www.elvocero.com/deportes/exc...

EXCLUSIVO: Yadier Molina en conversaciones para ser coach de los Cardenales de San Luis

Yadier Molina reveló que mantiene conversaciones con los Cardenales de San Luis para unirse al cuerpo técnico del dirigente Oliver Mármol en la próxima temporada de las Grandes Ligas.

www.elvocero.com

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Me between 11 a.m. and noon every single day:

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Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
Kershaw getting greased

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