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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
Man I can't wait to smooch my Madeleine Albrightbot
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Man I can't wait to smooch my Madeleine Albrightbot
Concerning
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Concerning
These lights be northerning
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
These lights be northerning
Buckle up, gang
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Buckle up, gang
I'm not exaggerating when I say whoever is spreading AI lies about Ozzie should be beaten underneath the Arch and sent floating down the river
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not exaggerating when I say whoever is spreading AI lies about Ozzie should be beaten underneath the Arch and sent floating down the river
Anyway RIP in peace Mr. Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anyway RIP in peace Mr. Cheney
"Hey, it's John Vincent!"
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Hey, it's John Vincent!"
Great, except good luck enforcing that
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Great, except good luck enforcing that
