DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption
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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
He'd get TJ Maxx mixed up with PJ Masks
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He'd get TJ Maxx mixed up with PJ Masks
"Hot in Herre" would be appropriate for after the All Star break, woof
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Hot in Herre" would be appropriate for after the All Star break, woof
As my dude Hodor said, "OH FUCK, OH GOD"
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
As my dude Hodor said, "OH FUCK, OH GOD"
EVERYONE POINT YOUR FANS NORTH
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
EVERYONE POINT YOUR FANS NORTH
Oh god she sent NATO to bomb me
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh god she sent NATO to bomb me
Man I can't wait to smooch my Madeleine Albrightbot
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Man I can't wait to smooch my Madeleine Albrightbot
(I say this not to be critical, I am very firmly in the Charlie Brown camp here)
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(I say this not to be critical, I am very firmly in the Charlie Brown camp here)
I'd say a third apiece with the other third being Charlie Brown wondering wth is going on and wasting like three hours talking about pie
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'd say a third apiece with the other third being Charlie Brown wondering wth is going on and wasting like three hours talking about pie
We're all free to enjoy our mushes, be they savory or sweet
That's what Mushgiving is all about
That's what Mushgiving is all about
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We're all free to enjoy our mushes, be they savory or sweet
That's what Mushgiving is all about
That's what Mushgiving is all about
That part is a little surprising, yeah
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That part is a little surprising, yeah
I'm fine, this is fine, everything's fine
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm fine, this is fine, everything's fine
Getting Coach McD on the phone now, this is gonna change everything
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Getting Coach McD on the phone now, this is gonna change everything