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@donotassume.bsky.social
To pretend to have or be
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I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵
I thought my new health insurance premium was going to be $350 per month until I got this letter informing me that it would be $1,228.28 PER MONTH. I CURRENTLY PAY $50. Is my math mathing? Is that.... a 2,356.42% increase?
2256.42%????
TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩
2256.42%????
TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵
Elon Musk needs $1 Trillion to support how many kids and wives?
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Elon Musk needs $1 Trillion to support how many kids and wives?
Sir, this is Wendy's.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sir, this is Wendy's.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
Maybe they'll just sell it in California.
Breaking News
Ford considers terminating the electric version of its F-150 pickup, a move that would make the money-losing truck America's first major EV casualty
via Wall Street Journal
Ford considers terminating the electric version of its F-150 pickup, a move that would make the money-losing truck America's first major EV casualty
via Wall Street Journal
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Maybe they'll just sell it in California.
Rat free zone
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Rat free zone
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The @Dodgers wrapped up their #WorldSeries victory on November 1 - which would've been the late Fernando Valenzuela's 65th birthday 💙
#ElBéisbolEsOtraCosa
#ElBéisbolEsOtraCosa
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The @Dodgers wrapped up their #WorldSeries victory on November 1 - which would've been the late Fernando Valenzuela's 65th birthday 💙
#ElBéisbolEsOtraCosa
#ElBéisbolEsOtraCosa
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Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.
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DC teens gathered for Halloween so the Capitol Police and the National Guard arrested them.
Because definitely the US military should be used against teenage trick or treaters.
We are never going to see our tax dollars used for anything worthy again are we?
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Because definitely the US military should be used against teenage trick or treaters.
We are never going to see our tax dollars used for anything worthy again are we?
/
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
DC teens gathered for Halloween so the Capitol Police and the National Guard arrested them.
Because definitely the US military should be used against teenage trick or treaters.
We are never going to see our tax dollars used for anything worthy again are we?
/
Because definitely the US military should be used against teenage trick or treaters.
We are never going to see our tax dollars used for anything worthy again are we?
/
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It’s so funny how we killed cable tv and replaced it with…. cable tv.
YouTube TV Drops Disney’s ABC, ESPN and Other Networks After Two Sides Fail to Reach New Deal
YouTube TV will drop ESPN, ABC and other Disney networks at midnight ET Thursday. Google and Disney remain far apart on a deal in a dispute over pricing.
variety.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s so funny how we killed cable tv and replaced it with…. cable tv.
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I'm recording a conference about fraud and picked up a cool tip.
Video calls can be faked in real time, but AI can't do 360 right now.
So if you ask the person to spin around, AI can't handle that at present.
Video calls can be faked in real time, but AI can't do 360 right now.
So if you ask the person to spin around, AI can't handle that at present.
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm recording a conference about fraud and picked up a cool tip.
Video calls can be faked in real time, but AI can't do 360 right now.
So if you ask the person to spin around, AI can't handle that at present.
Video calls can be faked in real time, but AI can't do 360 right now.
So if you ask the person to spin around, AI can't handle that at present.
Yes the world will have a nuclear war, but first, can we finish watching the #WorldSeries maybe go to Game 7?
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Yes the world will have a nuclear war, but first, can we finish watching the #WorldSeries maybe go to Game 7?
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
FREDDIE 18TH inning 6-5 Walk Off
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
FREDDIE 18TH inning 6-5 Walk Off
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Decent people need to give $$ to food banks to make up for the fact that Trump is denying food to poor people during the GOP shutdown. Trump is using the shutdown to A) cancel funds to blue states; B) jack up health care costs for the poor and middle class; and C) block a vote on the Epstein files.
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Decent people need to give $$ to food banks to make up for the fact that Trump is denying food to poor people during the GOP shutdown. Trump is using the shutdown to A) cancel funds to blue states; B) jack up health care costs for the poor and middle class; and C) block a vote on the Epstein files.
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
#BGR The search bar is in on top in some apps and bottom on other apps, all default Apple apps, doesn't make it sense. And bilingual keyboard is really broken.
www.bgr.com/2006625/why-...
www.bgr.com/2006625/why-...
iPhone Users Are Frustrated With One iOS 26 Feature - BGR
iOS 26 users who have been struggling to type ever since upgraded to the new software: you're not alone, and complaints continue to roll in.
www.bgr.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#BGR The search bar is in on top in some apps and bottom on other apps, all default Apple apps, doesn't make it sense. And bilingual keyboard is really broken.
www.bgr.com/2006625/why-...
www.bgr.com/2006625/why-...
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Rand Paul on Trump's strikes on boats: "I would call them extrajudicial killings. This is akin to what China does, what Iran does with drug dealers -- they summarily execute people without presenting evidence to the public. So it's wrong."
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Rand Paul on Trump's strikes on boats: "I would call them extrajudicial killings. This is akin to what China does, what Iran does with drug dealers -- they summarily execute people without presenting evidence to the public. So it's wrong."
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Reagan’s words about tariffs are going viral after Trump’s insistence that they are “fake” created a “Streisand Effect”
Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reagan’s words about tariffs are going viral after Trump’s insistence that they are “fake” created a “Streisand Effect”
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Women are being erased at the Pentagon. Women are being erased from history. And now a woman has been erased from the desecrated White House.
NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.
(📸 Getty Images)
(📸 Getty Images)
October 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Women are being erased at the Pentagon. Women are being erased from history. And now a woman has been erased from the desecrated White House.
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haha 69 nice
haha boner haha
haha boner haha
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
haha 69 nice
haha boner haha
haha boner haha
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House