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i talked to all the coyotes and they said they’re proud of you
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i talked to all the coyotes and they said they’re proud of you
These days more and more people are saying “today is Jane Austen’s birthday”
December 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
These days more and more people are saying “today is Jane Austen’s birthday”
This kid is a prodigy.
When my introvert 4yo doesn't want to interact with another kid, his teachers report he just pretends he can't hear them and slowly, slowly, slooowly turns his body away from them the more they keep trying to talk to him. And honestly, as a grown-up introvert, I'm kinda jealous he can pull that off.
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This kid is a prodigy.
Now that she's firmly established "the Bjork character", I think the improv comedy phase of Bjork's career is going to go gangbusters.
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Now that she's firmly established "the Bjork character", I think the improv comedy phase of Bjork's career is going to go gangbusters.
Thinking about renaming peer support to “feral therapy”
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thinking about renaming peer support to “feral therapy”
Today in my head I was having an imagined argument with a friend, as one does, and to emphasize how wrong he was, I used the word “scintilla”, and then said “that’s right, I busted out ‘scintilla’ on you!”
This was a very important moment in the conversation because it broke the tension.
This was a very important moment in the conversation because it broke the tension.
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Today in my head I was having an imagined argument with a friend, as one does, and to emphasize how wrong he was, I used the word “scintilla”, and then said “that’s right, I busted out ‘scintilla’ on you!”
This was a very important moment in the conversation because it broke the tension.
This was a very important moment in the conversation because it broke the tension.
It used to be so cool.
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It used to be so cool.
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If Alan Moore did not exist, you probably couldn’t invent him. Here he is describing how he came up with V for Vendetta ceeeej-blog.tumblr.com/post/1240411...
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If Alan Moore did not exist, you probably couldn’t invent him. Here he is describing how he came up with V for Vendetta ceeeej-blog.tumblr.com/post/1240411...
Never forget.
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Never forget.
Dem leadership reminds of people in the His Dark Materials series after their souls have been consumed by a specter.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dem leadership reminds of people in the His Dark Materials series after their souls have been consumed by a specter.
Ah, perfect, caltrop-style pants to help slow the advance of my enemies.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ah, perfect, caltrop-style pants to help slow the advance of my enemies.
[whispering to date while watching Skinamarink when nothing happens on screen] That's Skinamarink
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
[whispering to date while watching Skinamarink when nothing happens on screen] That's Skinamarink
bluesky, we did a really great job last year posting about this movie for a whole month, and i say we make that a tradition
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
bluesky, we did a really great job last year posting about this movie for a whole month, and i say we make that a tradition
Reichstags fire
Plural form “socks puppet”
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reichstags fire
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Outraged to find myself sick. This shouldn’t happen to me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Outraged to find myself sick. This shouldn’t happen to me.
I always wanted to kill people for money, and the only legal way to do that was to become a hitman.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I always wanted to kill people for money, and the only legal way to do that was to become a hitman.
Intellectual pro-tip: You can take any pair of related things and say that one of them is the French Revolution of 1789 and the other one is the French Revolution of 1792.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Intellectual pro-tip: You can take any pair of related things and say that one of them is the French Revolution of 1789 and the other one is the French Revolution of 1792.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789
Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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✖️ Men
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✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
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✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
I can verify it’s very satisfying to read this quote out loud to cool co-workers. 10/10 highly recommend
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I can verify it’s very satisfying to read this quote out loud to cool co-workers. 10/10 highly recommend
I don’t take much consolation in the fact that Elon is miserable, but I do feel a bit of hope about how obviously and visibly miserable he is. 1/2
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don’t take much consolation in the fact that Elon is miserable, but I do feel a bit of hope about how obviously and visibly miserable he is. 1/2
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these are roe deer by the way
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
these are roe deer by the way
Popular with friends: Monster ass
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Popular with friends: Monster ass