Dice Prophet
@diceprophet.bsky.social
Dungeon Master of Ceremonies. Seriously needs to STFU & finish the 1st draft of his novel & alpha build of his video game. Son of Vietnamese immigrants. Somehow a dad. Fuck off genAI, hatemongers, & clout-chasers. Doodling >>> Doomscrolling!
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Dice Prophet
@diceprophet.bsky.social
· Sep 12
GameMaker in My Free Time - Dev Log #1
YouTube video by Dice Prophet
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Gonna try vlogging about the development process on top of the screencapped & written updates.
#gamedev #vlog #gamemaker #pixelart
youtu.be/DJCM4lUfqeI
#gamedev #vlog #gamemaker #pixelart
youtu.be/DJCM4lUfqeI
Dog Is REALLY Obsessed With Sword Fighting With Her Humans | The Dodo
YouTube video by The Dodo
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November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Saw #PredatorBadlands & it was a ton of fun with a surprising amount of heart. Also it’s so Star Wars coded I wouldn’t have been surprised if yautja were revealed to have Midichlorians.
But it had a female character, so I look forward to discourse more poisonous than fucking Chernobyl groundwater.
But it had a female character, so I look forward to discourse more poisonous than fucking Chernobyl groundwater.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Saw #PredatorBadlands & it was a ton of fun with a surprising amount of heart. Also it’s so Star Wars coded I wouldn’t have been surprised if yautja were revealed to have Midichlorians.
But it had a female character, so I look forward to discourse more poisonous than fucking Chernobyl groundwater.
But it had a female character, so I look forward to discourse more poisonous than fucking Chernobyl groundwater.
What if I say I’m not like the other (goblins)
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What if I say I’m not like the other (goblins)
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Bowser’s mini castle prison in the Mario Galaxy Movie trailer is the ideal experience for anyone incarcerated. Plenty of space, decent food, art to pass the time, and presumably no slave labor.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bowser’s mini castle prison in the Mario Galaxy Movie trailer is the ideal experience for anyone incarcerated. Plenty of space, decent food, art to pass the time, and presumably no slave labor.
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Oh fuck man do I feel all of this
Literally the "Enshitification" of all the facets of our life that make things vastly more expensive, uncomfortable and time Consuming
Literally the "Enshitification" of all the facets of our life that make things vastly more expensive, uncomfortable and time Consuming
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oh fuck man do I feel all of this
Literally the "Enshitification" of all the facets of our life that make things vastly more expensive, uncomfortable and time Consuming
Literally the "Enshitification" of all the facets of our life that make things vastly more expensive, uncomfortable and time Consuming
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Has a Potentially Fatal Flaw
YouTube video by IGN
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November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Right so in Dark Souls 2 there's this coffin right at the start of the game that swaps your gender if you lie down in it, but it's surrounded by ogres that will attack at the slightest provocation and actively try to prevent you getting in the coffin.
bsky.app/profile/gays...
bsky.app/profile/gays...
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Right so in Dark Souls 2 there's this coffin right at the start of the game that swaps your gender if you lie down in it, but it's surrounded by ogres that will attack at the slightest provocation and actively try to prevent you getting in the coffin.
bsky.app/profile/gays...
bsky.app/profile/gays...
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And then we have—DUN DUN DUNNN—Anomalocaris! Look at this happy little bastard!
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And then we have—DUN DUN DUNNN—Anomalocaris! Look at this happy little bastard!
Beating Minecraft, But I Can't Break the Laws of Judaism
YouTube video by GuyBordo
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November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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🐺 Forgotten Knight 🗝️
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🐺 Forgotten Knight 🗝️
Congratulations on her transition #darksouls #eldenring
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Congratulations on her transition #darksouls #eldenring
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Get ready for a victory lap! There's more FREE content coming soon to Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!
✨ NiGHTS - December 2025
🍌 AiAi - January 2026
💥 Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds is available now!
✨ NiGHTS - December 2025
🍌 AiAi - January 2026
💥 Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds is available now!
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Get ready for a victory lap! There's more FREE content coming soon to Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!
✨ NiGHTS - December 2025
🍌 AiAi - January 2026
💥 Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds is available now!
✨ NiGHTS - December 2025
🍌 AiAi - January 2026
💥 Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds is available now!
This is not a drill, the #DnD satanic panic movie starting Tom Hanks is free on YT youtu.be/6HfU0UjcCeE?... It’s very amusing with its absurd fearmongering
Mazes And Monsters
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is not a drill, the #DnD satanic panic movie starting Tom Hanks is free on YT youtu.be/6HfU0UjcCeE?... It’s very amusing with its absurd fearmongering
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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devs paid a livable wage
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
devs paid a livable wage
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Gonna be real honest chief I'd rather blow my brains out than share Gemini gems with anyone
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gonna be real honest chief I'd rather blow my brains out than share Gemini gems with anyone
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Humans did invent quesabirria so they can’t all be bad
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Humans did invent quesabirria so they can’t all be bad
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
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