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Dice Prophet
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Dungeon Master of Ceremonies. Seriously needs to STFU & finish the 1st draft of his novel & alpha build of his video game. Son of Vietnamese immigrants. Somehow a dad. Fuck off genAI, hatemongers, & clout-chasers. Doodling >>> Doomscrolling!
There goes my hero….
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m still traumatized by the Arnie face stretched over the baby body
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Here’s to hoping the voice actor isn’t harassed to hell and back….and while I’m wishing for impossible things I’d also like a unicorn
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
That said, two things can be true at the same time. For instance, Other M(akenzie) is annoying is needs to STFU AND people are overreacting to his presence.
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It could’ve been worse….the person saying these cringetastic lines could’ve been Samus herself 😅
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What if the death note but it’s someone’s social media account
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Same logic applies to personal training lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Dice Prophet
And then we have—DUN DUN DUNNN—Anomalocaris! Look at this happy little bastard!
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“In this, you exist. In another you don't exist. In another, you're married to the same woman. In another, you're married to a different woman. In another, you're married to a man.”

I don’t wanna assume anything based on appearances, BUT…
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Someone get Tom to guest star on Critical Role or Dimension20 so his career can come full circle
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM