Allison DeVoe
@devoeas.bsky.social
Senior executive nerdfighter and chronically online figure skating fan
THESE THREE ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD the oh, fine was about the name
forever alysambeau to me
forever alysambeau to me
NEW TRIO NAME JUST DROPPED! The women of the #WinterOlympics have spoken... introducing 𝑩𝑳𝑨𝑫𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳𝑺: Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, & Isabeau Levito ⛸️🥶😇
#BladeAngels
#BladeAngels
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
THESE THREE ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD the oh, fine was about the name
forever alysambeau to me
forever alysambeau to me
oh, fine
NEW TRIO NAME JUST DROPPED! The women of the #WinterOlympics have spoken... introducing 𝑩𝑳𝑨𝑫𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳𝑺: Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, & Isabeau Levito ⛸️🥶😇
#BladeAngels
#BladeAngels
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
oh, fine
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I need everyone to understand that these dorks are so used to wielding power with software that they never learned how to convince real people of anything and now they're throwing little tantrums about being kings
Maybe look over your shoulder and ask the conquistador to calm down.
oh my GOD
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I need everyone to understand that these dorks are so used to wielding power with software that they never learned how to convince real people of anything and now they're throwing little tantrums about being kings
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I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
It doesn’t matter if Alex Pretti had a gun
Nonviolence is a double standard
www.theverge.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
alisa and misha beating sui/han IN CHINA is big. If this happened a month ago........passport would be in hand #4ContsFigure
(yes i know real shit is happening but I've also got family shit right now and the need for escapism is real apologies)
(yes i know real shit is happening but I've also got family shit right now and the need for escapism is real apologies)
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 AM
alisa and misha beating sui/han IN CHINA is big. If this happened a month ago........passport would be in hand #4ContsFigure
(yes i know real shit is happening but I've also got family shit right now and the need for escapism is real apologies)
(yes i know real shit is happening but I've also got family shit right now and the need for escapism is real apologies)
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I regret to inform you the head of Instagram quietly announced last month that videos on the platform he runs can no longer be trusted to be real and it is only a matter of time before that becomes the immediate authoritarian response to any atrocity www.theverge.com/news/852124/...
January 25, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I regret to inform you the head of Instagram quietly announced last month that videos on the platform he runs can no longer be trusted to be real and it is only a matter of time before that becomes the immediate authoritarian response to any atrocity www.theverge.com/news/852124/...
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Would love to not have to keep reposting this. The violence displayed in the video is horrific. You don't need to watch it. The descriptions are accurate.
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay videos and GIFs > Off/unchecked
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Would love to not have to keep reposting this. The violence displayed in the video is horrific. You don't need to watch it. The descriptions are accurate.
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
and that's how deep US ice dance is
#4ContsFigure dance preview: Could it be a podium sweep for the US teams in ice dance this week? Zingas/Kolesnik, Green/Parsons, and Brown/Brown are favored for the podium here, but can Lim/Quan play the spoilers for a medal?
bit.ly/3NXJhPm
bit.ly/3NXJhPm
2026 Four Continents preview (dance): A battle among the Americans — Rocker Skating - Figure Skating Analysis by Jackie Wong
There is potential for an American podium sweep in the ice dance event at the 2026 Four Continents Figure Skating Championships
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
and that's how deep US ice dance is
THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE LUTZ FIGURE SKATING JUMP DIED FROM TUBERCULOSIS why did it take me this long to try to connect them
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE LUTZ FIGURE SKATING JUMP DIED FROM TUBERCULOSIS why did it take me this long to try to connect them
Gabi Papadakis will not be commentating dance in Milan - after being the best part of #PrevagenUSChamps comms - because her former dance partner, Gui, sent her a cease and desist against her new book...the day before it came out. Just a *threat* from a man can impact a woman's career. ⛸️ #EuroFigure
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Gabi Papadakis will not be commentating dance in Milan - after being the best part of #PrevagenUSChamps comms - because her former dance partner, Gui, sent her a cease and desist against her new book...the day before it came out. Just a *threat* from a man can impact a woman's career. ⛸️ #EuroFigure
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
HEY KEVIN??????????????
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
HEY KEVIN??????????????
this is a crazy top 3, and top 8, and top 12! women's skating continues to advance gender parity by trying to men as much as the men. Is there a euro women who's a podium threat at this point?? #EuroFigure
#EuroFigure Women SP
1 Niina Petrokina 70.61
2 Nina Pinzarrone 64.97
3 Anna Pezzetta 64.85
4 Lara Naki Gutmann 63.75
5 Loena Hendrickx 63.34
6 Kimmy Repond 59.28
7 Sarina Joos 58.90
8 Ekaterina Kurakova 58.08
bit.ly/49QFU5r
1 Niina Petrokina 70.61
2 Nina Pinzarrone 64.97
3 Anna Pezzetta 64.85
4 Lara Naki Gutmann 63.75
5 Loena Hendrickx 63.34
6 Kimmy Repond 59.28
7 Sarina Joos 58.90
8 Ekaterina Kurakova 58.08
bit.ly/49QFU5r
2026 Europeans play-by-play/results: Women's short program — Rocker Skating - Figure Skating Analysis by Jackie Wong
Live stream and play-by-play of the women’s short program at 2026 European Figure Skating Championships
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
this is a crazy top 3, and top 8, and top 12! women's skating continues to advance gender parity by trying to men as much as the men. Is there a euro women who's a podium threat at this point?? #EuroFigure
regular reminder that countries can propose almost anything to the ISU but very little of it passes!
This comes from @quadsalchuwu on X. Proposed ISU changes. These seem so far fetched I really hope they are not serious. ⛸️ #figureskating
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
regular reminder that countries can propose almost anything to the ISU but very little of it passes!
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Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall
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“As Kavanaugh put it at one point to Kathleen Hartnett, the Cooley partner representing Lindsay Hecox, a trans college student in Idaho, “I think one of the themes of your argument has been the more people learn, the more they’ll agree with you.“”
We might not win this case. But we will win this.
We might not win this case. But we will win this.
Here's my full report at Law Dork on today's big Supreme Court arguments: www.lawdork.com/p/scotus-lik...
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
“As Kavanaugh put it at one point to Kathleen Hartnett, the Cooley partner representing Lindsay Hecox, a trans college student in Idaho, “I think one of the themes of your argument has been the more people learn, the more they’ll agree with you.“”
We might not win this case. But we will win this.
We might not win this case. But we will win this.
WHOA WHOA WHOA
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
WHOA WHOA WHOA
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Qrt’ing with some tags that should pull this into the figure skating feed.⛸️
As we head into the Olympics this is a great little primer for locals to explain why they maybe shouldn’t cheer for the cool French couple. We have it ready now and we should be ready to share it around then. 💖
As we head into the Olympics this is a great little primer for locals to explain why they maybe shouldn’t cheer for the cool French couple. We have it ready now and we should be ready to share it around then. 💖
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Qrt’ing with some tags that should pull this into the figure skating feed.⛸️
As we head into the Olympics this is a great little primer for locals to explain why they maybe shouldn’t cheer for the cool French couple. We have it ready now and we should be ready to share it around then. 💖
As we head into the Olympics this is a great little primer for locals to explain why they maybe shouldn’t cheer for the cool French couple. We have it ready now and we should be ready to share it around then. 💖
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someone just asked the US women who they would pick for the Olympic team event. Alysa's picks: Amber for the men's short, Alysa and Isabeau for both pairs segments, lmaooooo #figureskating
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
someone just asked the US women who they would pick for the Olympic team event. Alysa's picks: Amber for the men's short, Alysa and Isabeau for both pairs segments, lmaooooo #figureskating
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This photo is amazing #figureskating
World champ Ilia Malinin leads one of the strongest US Figure Skating teams ever into inter Olympics
World champ Ilia Malinin leads one of the strongest US Figure Skating teams ever into inter Olympics
World champions Ilia Malinin and the ice dance duo of Madison Chock and Evan Bates will anchor one of the strongest U.S. Figure Skating teams in history when they head to Italy for the Milan Cortin…
www.wkbn.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
This photo is amazing #figureskating
hmmmmmmmm
🇺🇸 USA’s #WorldFigure assignments
Women:
Amber Glenn
Isabeau Levito
Alysa Liu
Men:
Jason Brown
Ilia Malinin
Andrew Torgashev
Pairs:
Efimova / Mitrofanov
Kam / O’Shea
McBeath / Parkman
Ice dance:
Carreira / Ponomarenko
Chock / Bates
Zingas / Kolesnik
Women:
Amber Glenn
Isabeau Levito
Alysa Liu
Men:
Jason Brown
Ilia Malinin
Andrew Torgashev
Pairs:
Efimova / Mitrofanov
Kam / O’Shea
McBeath / Parkman
Ice dance:
Carreira / Ponomarenko
Chock / Bates
Zingas / Kolesnik
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
hmmmmmmmm
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Interesting that ZingNik are doing 4CC -- presumably they want to boost their world ranking before the Olympics #figureskating
🇺🇸 USA’s #4ContsFigure assignments
Women:
Starr Andrews
Sarah Everhardt
Bradie Tennell
Men:
Jason Brown
Tomoki Hiwatashi
Jacob Sanchez
Pairs:
Efimova / Mitrofanov
McBeath / Parkman
Shin / Nagy
Ice Dance:
Brown / Brown
Green / Parsons
Zingas / Kolesnik
Women:
Starr Andrews
Sarah Everhardt
Bradie Tennell
Men:
Jason Brown
Tomoki Hiwatashi
Jacob Sanchez
Pairs:
Efimova / Mitrofanov
McBeath / Parkman
Shin / Nagy
Ice Dance:
Brown / Brown
Green / Parsons
Zingas / Kolesnik
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Interesting that ZingNik are doing 4CC -- presumably they want to boost their world ranking before the Olympics #figureskating
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This is what we old-timey skatefans used to call "getting Chacked." I'm not ashamed to say I helped invent the term. Originally, it referred to a skater's performance not being shown on TV at all, despite ending up highly influencing results. It honors its first victim, Michael Chack. #figureskating
Emily and Spencer making the team is such a delicious fuck-you to NBC for not showing the first group #figureskating
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
This is what we old-timey skatefans used to call "getting Chacked." I'm not ashamed to say I helped invent the term. Originally, it referred to a skater's performance not being shown on TV at all, despite ending up highly influencing results. It honors its first victim, Michael Chack. #figureskating