Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast
@furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
Writer, editor, figure skater, book nerd, amateur gluten-free baker. She/her, ace, bi. TERFs f*ck off. 🏳️🌈
Fuck it, I might have to go to Nationals. It's only a day's drive. ⛸️
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Fuck it, I might have to go to Nationals. It's only a day's drive. ⛸️
I still can't believe we had a #GPF men's free skate with exactly zero falls. What.
U.S. skater Ilia Malinin lands record 7 quad jumps at Grand Prix reut.rs/3MnpzMj
U.S. skater Ilia Malinin lands record 7 quad jumps at Grand Prix
American figure skater Ilia Malinin won his third consecutive Grand Prix Final in record-setting fashion on Saturday in Nagoya, Japan.
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December 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I still can't believe we had a #GPF men's free skate with exactly zero falls. What.
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This is the superior Vogue RD of the season and I will not hear a word to the contrary. (She is 15! A born diva!!!) #GPFigure #JGPF ⛸️
ABOIAN / VESELUKHIN (USA) | Junior Ice Dance Rhythm Dance | Grand Prix Final 2025 | #JGPFigure
YouTube video by Skating ISU
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December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I think these two are the first twins ever to land triple axels in international competition (let alone at the same one!)
🇰🇷 Yuseong Kim #JGPF
Since it's my last season as junior, I wanted to do my best in this competition. I'm good with the results and I'm happy that I'm here with Yujae. When I landed my triple axel, I thought it was the biggest achievement.
Since it's my last season as junior, I wanted to do my best in this competition. I'm good with the results and I'm happy that I'm here with Yujae. When I landed my triple axel, I thought it was the biggest achievement.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think these two are the first twins ever to land triple axels in international competition (let alone at the same one!)
I mostly can't watch the #GPF and #JGPF live and I have to work in the morning before I can catch up, and every morning so far I have logged on like:
a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
Alt: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza and realizes the room is on fire
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December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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i always forget to turn off the automatic captions before i put figure skating on tv and this time it paid off because it misheard "change-foot combo spin" as "change-foot compost bin"
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i always forget to turn off the automatic captions before i put figure skating on tv and this time it paid off because it misheard "change-foot combo spin" as "change-foot compost bin"
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Sometimes, because your wife likes them to match, you'll come downstairs in the morning to the pup wearing her very own lavender women's health scrubs.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes, because your wife likes them to match, you'll come downstairs in the morning to the pup wearing her very own lavender women's health scrubs.
OK, I can stay awake for junior men and that's probably it. Probably. I hope they fix the geoblocking issue by tomorrow so I can watch the junior women on my big TV. #JGPFigure #JGPF
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
OK, I can stay awake for junior men and that's probably it. Probably. I hope they fix the geoblocking issue by tomorrow so I can watch the junior women on my big TV. #JGPFigure #JGPF
TIme for the #JGPF pairs short program! Very annoying that I have to use a VPN to watch this despite Peacock not deigning to show it in the US. Good luck, kids! This may be all I watch tonight or I might make it through the junior men, idk #JGPFigure
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
TIme for the #JGPF pairs short program! Very annoying that I have to use a VPN to watch this despite Peacock not deigning to show it in the US. Good luck, kids! This may be all I watch tonight or I might make it through the junior men, idk #JGPFigure
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A quick tip: AI is notably bad at menorahs.
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A quick tip: AI is notably bad at menorahs.
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
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feel free to put “experienced gay person” on your resume
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
feel free to put “experienced gay person” on your resume
Yeah, I can only see the junior streams with a VPN, which is fucking obnoxious because Peacock isn't showing them either. #GPFinal #GPF #figureskating
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the #GPFinal streams are up on the ISU Youtube channel. They might be geoblocked for you, I can only see them with VPN.
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yeah, I can only see the junior streams with a VPN, which is fucking obnoxious because Peacock isn't showing them either. #GPFinal #GPF #figureskating
It’s finally dogs-in-sweaters season in Colorado! (She doesn’t need it, but she loves it)
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It’s finally dogs-in-sweaters season in Colorado! (She doesn’t need it, but she loves it)
Several questions: Will the Swedish Olympic Committee let them go? Does Milla have citizenship? Is her shoulder OK? ⛸️
🇸🇪 The Swedish federation have announced that Sweden have now picked up an Olympic quota in Ice Dance after one of the other country’s quotas was returned. Sweden have never been represented at the Olympics in ice dance before.
www.skatesweden.se/nyheter/nyhe...
www.skatesweden.se/nyheter/nyhe...
Svensk OS-kvotplats i isdans – en historisk milstolpe
Det står nu klart att Sverige har säkrat en kvotplats till OS i isdans – något som aldrig tidigare skett. Beskedet kom sedan ett av de länder som säkrat en OS-kvotplats meddelat att de inte kommer ...
www.skatesweden.se
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Several questions: Will the Swedish Olympic Committee let them go? Does Milla have citizenship? Is her shoulder OK? ⛸️
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🇫🇮 The ice dance quota returned was Finland’s second spot.
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yle.fi/a/74-20197686
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
🇫🇮 The ice dance quota returned was Finland’s second spot.
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yle.fi/a/74-20197686
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That's right... Harrison Ford
You know who was also a carpenter and spoke truth to power 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
That's right... Harrison Ford
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This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
Cosmically funny that, the American public has had less than a year of uncut republican governance, and they’ve decided that they absolutely hate this shit, spit it out
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
Listen, I can drink sparkling wine all night. Two of these and I’m on the fucking floor.
my grandmother used to lovingly refer to a French 75 as “the cocktail we used to defeat the Huns”
The French 75 is the most delectable mistake
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Listen, I can drink sparkling wine all night. Two of these and I’m on the fucking floor.
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"you get those photos of luigi on trial"
"sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked"
"sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked"
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"you get those photos of luigi on trial"
"sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked"
"sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked"
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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me to the ⛸️ ISU Ice Dance Technical Committee:
You wouldn't advance figure skating
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
me to the ⛸️ ISU Ice Dance Technical Committee:
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love getting costco in the national divorce
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
love getting costco in the national divorce
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This is stunningly good reporting by two bylined reporters and six credited researchers, and it's undermined throughout by links to an "Ask the Post AI" that delivers insipid answers to its own contrived prompts under the guise of "More context on this article"
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is stunningly good reporting by two bylined reporters and six credited researchers, and it's undermined throughout by links to an "Ask the Post AI" that delivers insipid answers to its own contrived prompts under the guise of "More context on this article"