David Hagerty
@dathagerty.com
I do #Golang to make kitchens be IoT and with the #Kubernetes
I enjoy cooking, gaming, and playing guitar
Constantly impressed and astounded by watching my son grow up and just be
Atlanta area native
Opinions not my own
Wait, fuck go back go back I ca
I enjoy cooking, gaming, and playing guitar
Constantly impressed and astounded by watching my son grow up and just be
Atlanta area native
Opinions not my own
Wait, fuck go back go back I ca
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David Hagerty
@dathagerty.com
· Nov 11
It is a truth universally acknowledged that two things can’t be true at the same time.
Sorry everyone, everything else is not true, QED.
Sorry everyone, everything else is not true, QED.
I will never not share a band playing Neck.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I will never not share a band playing Neck.
Reposted by David Hagerty
Formula is a miracle get fukt you melting candle
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Formula is a miracle get fukt you melting candle
This is why we love Vandy.
Vandy is LinkedIn posting reports from Economists on why they deserve to be in the Playoff.
The CFP needs this energy.
The CFP needs this energy.
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is why we love Vandy.
Inside of my toddler there are two wolves.
They both have the zoomies.
They both have the zoomies.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Inside of my toddler there are two wolves.
They both have the zoomies.
They both have the zoomies.
I know it’s a running gag in the series, but goddamn Hadrian Marlowe is so fucking melodramatic.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I know it’s a running gag in the series, but goddamn Hadrian Marlowe is so fucking melodramatic.
This goal-line stand by Michigan has been fucking insane.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This goal-line stand by Michigan has been fucking insane.
Honestly I’m just upset this whole thing taught me about felching.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Honestly I’m just upset this whole thing taught me about felching.
Reposted by David Hagerty
take a moment, close your eyes, inhale deeply, exhale, and then imagine hearing "livvy" in RFK jr's voice
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
take a moment, close your eyes, inhale deeply, exhale, and then imagine hearing "livvy" in RFK jr's voice
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
I mean, ask any Catholic about Confession/Reconciliation and you’ll realize how true this is.
Catholics would rather cast dark magic than go to therapy
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I mean, ask any Catholic about Confession/Reconciliation and you’ll realize how true this is.
Someone thought they were incredibly clever writing that line.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Someone thought they were incredibly clever writing that line.
No kings but the three kings: B.B., Albert, and Freddie.
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No kings but the three kings: B.B., Albert, and Freddie.
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
This, but it’s a screen on second and long.
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This, but it’s a screen on second and long.
Reposted by David Hagerty
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
Reposted by David Hagerty
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
Evergreen.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that two things can’t be true at the same time.
Sorry everyone, everything else is not true, QED.
Sorry everyone, everything else is not true, QED.
October 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Evergreen.
Mike Bobo, running it up the middle on 3rd and long:
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying i am bleeding making me the victor
Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying i am bleeding making me the victor
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mike Bobo, running it up the middle on 3rd and long:
I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST
Reposted by David Hagerty
Reposted by David Hagerty
Mike Bobo is a football genius because like fifteen years ago he was running a no-huddle offense that no one can stop and he said "cool" and then never did that again
September 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Mike Bobo is a football genius because like fifteen years ago he was running a no-huddle offense that no one can stop and he said "cool" and then never did that again
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The reason our politics are so fucked up is because "I want to live my life and read books and stuff and maybe change my hairstyle idk" is now "left-coded" because it's not DOMINATE THE USELESS EATERS
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The reason our politics are so fucked up is because "I want to live my life and read books and stuff and maybe change my hairstyle idk" is now "left-coded" because it's not DOMINATE THE USELESS EATERS
*writing DotNet code in Emacs on macOS*
a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a door and says i 'm the problem it 's me
Alt: It’s a scene from the music video for “Anti-Hero” off of Taylor Swift’s album Midnights. Taylor Swift greets herself at the door. Taylor #1 says, “it’s me.” Taylor #2 says, “hi.” Taylor #1 replies, “I’m the problem, it’s me.”
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
*writing DotNet code in Emacs on macOS*