David Hagerty
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David Hagerty
@dathagerty.com
I do #Golang to make kitchens be IoT and with the #Kubernetes

I enjoy cooking, gaming, and playing guitar

Constantly impressed and astounded by watching my son grow up and just be

Atlanta area native

Opinions not my own

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Even Reagan didn’t need this level of assistance.
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’m fully afflicted by the SEC brainrot and even I wouldn’t come out with a take that shit. Arkansas football is/was just the sad kind of terrible, no effort or care for the craft. Iowa put work and creativity into it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hey, there are other teams that play there too, like Atlanta United!

Who are…also a trash fire.
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
NOW it’s an Egg Bowl.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know that pear brandy where there’s a whole pear inside the bottle and the only way they can make that happen is by making the pear grow inside the bottle? That, but green bean.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I really enjoyed Apostles of Disunion. All about the secession and build up to that.
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They used the Plot Device! Getting protagonists (and the occasional antagonist) out of jams since time immemorial.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What if I told you vinaigrettes and mayo would suddenly become trivial to make.
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yeah, there’s definitely some sort of association between Satan and CRDTs.
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I dunno, I added y’all to my quad box and you got the field goal.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hootie fuckin hoo
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The kind of coordination and unity of purpose that built the pyramids, turned to assaulting eardrums everywhere.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM