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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 10h

Oregon law says false arrest is second degree kidnapping if done "without legal authority." Federal agents have immunity to state criminal charges for crimes committed when doing their job. But illegal arrest isn't part of their job.

Oregon AG needs to indict these thugs for kidnapping.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 16h

It's a story that works astonishingly well as a 40-minute planetarium show. A real-time radio play set entirely in an observatory, built around what we see happening in the sky. I imagine there aren't many SF stories that would fit that bill.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 17h

Federal officers have Supremacy Clause immunity for state crimes committed while carrying out their federal duties. It's broad immunity, but it isn't total. They can face indictment for doing things beyond the legal scope of their jobs.

It's time to find out just how much ICE has overstepped.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 2d

Portland be like...

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 1d

What got me into science fiction in the early 1970s: as a fourth-grade kid, I saw a planetarium show adaption of Asimov's "Nightfall" (1941). So I searched for the original story and found it in an anthology. I read the whole book. And I was off.

But I don't assume that would work for anyone else.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 1d

Exhibit 32,486 in the case against allowing billionaires to exist at all.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 1d

I just imagine an inheritance was involved somewhere.

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C. E. Aubin @ceaubin.bsky.social · 2d

What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:

I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.

So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 2d

Share a TV show you love from the 1970s

Scene from M*A*S*H* with main cast at a table in the mess tent

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It's Me, Mike Olson at Gamehole Con @devlin1.bsky.social · 3d

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 7d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 3d

I do that all the time. But I've never been married, so maybe that's the single dude default.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 3d

Stylized image of a frog over the word HOP, parodying the classic Obama HOPE poster.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 4d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 4d

Hope so.

Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 4d

Took my bike for a shopping trip to Freddy's this evening. Turned out to be good timing; I got home less than five minutes before *that* started.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 5d

I get it's all allegory, but – being a literal-minded type – it always struck me that at least a few of those folks who walked away from Omelas would have taken the kid with them.

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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 5d

New burrowing owl behavior for me today-- taking a bath in the rain! So cool! 🪶

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 5d

Better, I think, that the next Democratic Congress clips SCOTUS's wings. Put hard statutory limits on stare decisis (require unanimity to create a binding precedent), and create a new Court of Review made up of rotating circuit court judges to take over most of SCOTUS's appellate jurisdiction.

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 6d

I didn't even notice. I mentally inserted a "not" when I skimmed the skeet, because I knew what you were getting at.

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Medusa’s Łink (just unban him ffs) @medusaswink.bsky.social · Jul 11

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 7d

The answer turns out to be "yes."

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 8d

Explain your user name:

My given name means "dark/black water/stream" in Gaelic. Hence, my standard internet handle was originally "darkpool." I later added an "e" to the end because I sometimes found "darkpool" was taken when I tried to register on a site.

Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 8d

Explain your user name:

My father's last name is Busiek, and so the whole family just kinda used it too, and he and my mom named me Kurt, so that differentiated me from the seven other Busieks in the house.

And it stuck.

Tea’s so happy being Teddy Roosevelt @handle.invalid · 8d

Explain your user name:

Tea is my first (nick) name, I like Teaberry Gum and Berry-Blue Jell-o, and I have been using this as a handle since college, that’s really all there is to it.

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Douglas Kelso @darkpoole.bsky.social · 8d

Use your platform to encourage state AGs and county DAs to indict individual federal agents for crimes under state law. No better way to tamp this down than letting the thugs know they could face state prison time for B&E, assault, and/or kidnapping if they don't keep squarely within the law.

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