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Danny (they/them)
@dannyfaust.bsky.social
Writer, reader, aspiring goblin.

Sci-fi * fantasy * horror * superheroes * mysteries * weird history * true crime * paranormal

Cryptids welcome.

Autistic. Queer. Aro-Ace. Enby. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧♠️
This is exciting.

Hopefully it will lead to releasing all three of the OG movies in their un-Bardugo'd versions on physical media.
It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters
Lucasfilm is celebrating the film's 50th anniversary on February 17, 2027, in the best possible way.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"See how Robert Downey, Jr.'s Tony Stark ruined the MCU before seeing how Robert Downey, Jr.'s Doctor Doom ruins the MCU."
‘Avengers: Endgame’ Getting Re-Released In Theaters Next Year Ahead Of ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
The second-highest grossing movie ever, Marvel Studios/Disney’s Avengers: Endgame, is getting re-released on Sept. 25 next year ahead of the release of the Russo Brothers’ Avengers: Doomsday, which hi...
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I really wish there were fewer people online who subscribed to Aaron Sorkin's “Well that’s swell, Tom, but your little brother is standing in the middle of Afghanistan!” philosophy.
We are living in a dystopian hellscape stop yucking other people's yums about inconsequential shit like music or movies. Maybe they need that happy moment to get through the day. Just. Let people feel good about something.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Sale prices still going; $8 for The Warden, $13 and change for Necrobane and Advocate
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Reminder: None of us need to know what doofuses on twitter thing. There is a reason I am not over there anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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FYI: Lili Reinhart, Lola Tung and Victoria Pedretti get witchy with it in the new trailer for femme cult horror FORBIDDEN FRUITS.
The First Teaser For FORBIDDEN FRUITS Is The C*ntiest Thing You’ll See Today
Lili Reinhart, Lola Tung and Victoria Pedretti get witchy with it in the new trailer for femme cult horror FORBIDDEN FRUITS.
dlvr.it
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Protocols of the Elders of Columbia.
NEW: In dealing with the Trump admin, Columbia is paying a $21 million settlement to Jewish or Israeli staff for claims of harassment/discrimination.

Unclear if non-Zionist affiliates who have faced harassment can file a claim, though terms say Trump admin has "sole discretion."
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Right now it appears you can get the entire Warden Trilogy on Audiobook for under $40, which is a steal for the incredible narration of @lindseydorcus.bsky.social www.audible.com/series/The-W...
Warden
Listen to Warden audiobooks on Audible. Immerse yourself in the series as it was meant to be heard. Free trial available!
www.audible.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Do you want Deadites? Because this is how you get Deadites.
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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This is 100% true. A guy paid a million dollars JUST to write the first book about it. Techbros were absolutely convinced it was world-changing.
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What? The dude who helped Horatio Sanz groom a child? Couldn't be...
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I know. I know. Disney sucks and all that. But TANGLED means a lot to me. I fucking love this movie and its precious neurodivergent princess.

[The less said about how Eugene turned into a huge fucking Nazi, the better, of course.]
Celebrating Tangled's 15th Anniversary with Mandy Moore, The Voice of Rapunzel
YouTube video by Disney
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Y'know, the people who spent the last twenty years making V for Vendetta their entire personality have been pretty quiet...
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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This is what it looks like when people actually give a damn. It is absolutely possible to say no to the Potter Money, and judging all those audiobook and TV celebrities who don't is extremely justified.
I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Make it make sense."

Counter proposal: Punch it repeatedly in the mouth until it stops talking absolute gibberish.
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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lol you'll never convince me a huge part of the reluctance isn't that there's no legal way to make UBI white-only.

Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
I wish more people didn't get mad because "why can't I have $1000 a month for nothing!"
And instead went "why not universal basic income?"
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Which is how I was randomly subscribed to the newsletter of someone I went out with twice(?) twenty years ago who turns out to be the journalist who threw her entire life away just to fuck the PharmaBro.
it feels gross that Substack does auto/non-consensual sign-ups. It’s a pretty schlocky growth strategy.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yes. Please.
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures
YouTube video by SearchlightPictures
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"The person behind Libs of TikTok" is named Chaya Raichik. She's a Zionist and a domestic terrorist who directly contributed to the murder of a 16-year-old child.
The way Parker laid this timeline out—it’s so clear what has been ramping up, even if some of these appeared to be isolated events at the time.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A little over halfway through Christina Lynch's PONY CONFIDENTIAL.

Funnier and more charming than it has any right to be. Although the word "pony" has lost all meaning.
Pony Confidential by Christina Lynch: 9780593640371 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
In this one-of-a-kind mystery with heart and humor, a hilariously grumpy pony must save the only human he’s ever loved after discovering she stands accused of a murder he knows...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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and who maybe got eric adams indicted ew.com/sabrina-carp...
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners https://theonion.com/mom-impressed-by-tattooed-persons-manners/
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I cannot tell you how commonplace it is for men to harass you with an inappropriate comment and then be shocked you didn't take it as a compliment
April 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM