Dan Harlow
@danielkharlow.bsky.social
Digital product designer (he/him)
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Dan Harlow
@danielkharlow.bsky.social
· Jul 2
Oh god I have to spend the rest of my life with myself and the font choices I’ve made
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all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
Big Pharma will try to sell you a $30 box of cold medicine as if extra spicy ramen to clear your system isn’t $2 a pack.
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Big Pharma will try to sell you a $30 box of cold medicine as if extra spicy ramen to clear your system isn’t $2 a pack.
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
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I finally got around to watching Broadcast News earlier tonight and I think it might be my new favorite movie.
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I finally got around to watching Broadcast News earlier tonight and I think it might be my new favorite movie.
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The paradox of our times: everybody in software talks about how “AI” ramps up productivity by an order of magnitude
Meanwhile the software I follow, the platforms I keep track of, and the releases I follow keep the same pace as before except buggier, less usable, and more prone to catastrophe
Meanwhile the software I follow, the platforms I keep track of, and the releases I follow keep the same pace as before except buggier, less usable, and more prone to catastrophe
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The paradox of our times: everybody in software talks about how “AI” ramps up productivity by an order of magnitude
Meanwhile the software I follow, the platforms I keep track of, and the releases I follow keep the same pace as before except buggier, less usable, and more prone to catastrophe
Meanwhile the software I follow, the platforms I keep track of, and the releases I follow keep the same pace as before except buggier, less usable, and more prone to catastrophe
Robert Egger’s Nosferatu is a Christmas movie.
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Robert Egger’s Nosferatu is a Christmas movie.
We’re all dogs in God’s hot car.
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
We’re all dogs in God’s hot car.
Moxie is for champions/soda sadists.
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Moxie is for champions/soda sadists.
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Trying to be good today and drink fluids that aren’t coffee. There’s this drink I’ve heard about called “Water” that’s supposedly pretty good for you. I’ll try to find some and report back.
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trying to be good today and drink fluids that aren’t coffee. There’s this drink I’ve heard about called “Water” that’s supposedly pretty good for you. I’ll try to find some and report back.
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companies: “maybe THIS AI ad won’t end in a deluge of mockery”
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
companies: “maybe THIS AI ad won’t end in a deluge of mockery”
Spoke a bit too soon, but alt text is better and some layouts are adjusted for better readability. Please hire me so I can stop subsisting on my POW diet.
Updated my portfolio for (hopefully) the last time in my 2025 job search. Still tinkering and tweaking assets/copy, but very happy with how it acts and feels: danharlow.com
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December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Spoke a bit too soon, but alt text is better and some layouts are adjusted for better readability. Please hire me so I can stop subsisting on my POW diet.
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Gen Z is going to “discover” Bjork any day now and they’ll deservedly give us millennials a lot of shit for fumbling that.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Gen Z is going to “discover” Bjork any day now and they’ll deservedly give us millennials a lot of shit for fumbling that.
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Apple could surprise remove Liquid Glass the same way it surprise added U2 to everyone's devices and I'd be first in line to call things even.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Apple could surprise remove Liquid Glass the same way it surprise added U2 to everyone's devices and I'd be first in line to call things even.
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Me: “I’m looking for full-time senior or lead design roles.”
Recruiter emails: “I have a 1 month contract paying in **great exposure** that has your name all over it!”
Recruiter emails: “I have a 1 month contract paying in **great exposure** that has your name all over it!”
November 23, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Me: “I’m looking for full-time senior or lead design roles.”
Recruiter emails: “I have a 1 month contract paying in **great exposure** that has your name all over it!”
Recruiter emails: “I have a 1 month contract paying in **great exposure** that has your name all over it!”
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All digital design is High Stakes Rectangles, which makes it sound like the name of a lost Brian Eno album.
December 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
All digital design is High Stakes Rectangles, which makes it sound like the name of a lost Brian Eno album.
I didn’t do one of those Spotify Wrapped/Apple Music Year In Review things (Spotify is pure evil, so is Apple for the most part) but I have kept track of all the albums I’ve listened to a lot this year. Take a look:
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I didn’t do one of those Spotify Wrapped/Apple Music Year In Review things (Spotify is pure evil, so is Apple for the most part) but I have kept track of all the albums I’ve listened to a lot this year. Take a look:
Cutting out all the people I know who’ve asked me if I want to hold their baby, brb
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cutting out all the people I know who’ve asked me if I want to hold their baby, brb
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
Jack White was cool for ten minutes twenty years ago- why is anyone still letting him hang out
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Jack White was cool for ten minutes twenty years ago- why is anyone still letting him hang out
Those maple-loving bruisers have bested us in YET ANOTHER WAY
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Those maple-loving bruisers have bested us in YET ANOTHER WAY
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clocking in to the “I constantly feel like I’m failing” factory
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
clocking in to the “I constantly feel like I’m failing” factory
Finally watched Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and it’s all I’m going to want to talk about for a while.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Finally watched Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and it’s all I’m going to want to talk about for a while.