Chance Merrily
@crewless.bsky.social
Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking. Enemy of the state (again).
Pinned
Chance Merrily
@crewless.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I wonder if anybody has posted a feature-length film to Bluesky yet.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
I think it’s very unfair that you order a cabinet but they deliver a stack of boards and a bag of screws.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I think it’s very unfair that you order a cabinet but they deliver a stack of boards and a bag of screws.
A font is too woke so they’re using a different font what the actual fuck
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A font is too woke so they’re using a different font what the actual fuck
Reposted by Chance Merrily
"I'm not in denial about [AI]. I'm in open rebellion."
Amen.
Amen.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"I'm not in denial about [AI]. I'm in open rebellion."
Amen.
Amen.
Reposted by Chance Merrily
this but pervasively throughout culture. dyi ethos never more vital
the motion smoothing ethos
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
this but pervasively throughout culture. dyi ethos never more vital
Reposted by Chance Merrily
You will be visited by 3 spirits bsky.app/profile/sepi...
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits bsky.app/profile/sepi...
Reposted by Chance Merrily
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by Chance Merrily
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Reposted by Chance Merrily
I would prefer protection from predatory pricing and mandated easy refunds, thanks!
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I would prefer protection from predatory pricing and mandated easy refunds, thanks!
Jesus why does JUDI DENCH have to be a huge fucking asshole.
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jesus why does JUDI DENCH have to be a huge fucking asshole.
Reposted by Chance Merrily
McDonald's serving up low-grade slop? Well, I never
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
McDonald's serving up low-grade slop? Well, I never
Reposted by Chance Merrily
Netflix buying Warner Brothers is going to be terrible for the entertainment industry.
*door flies open*
Paramount: What’s up, bitches?!?
*door flies open*
Paramount: What’s up, bitches?!?
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Netflix buying Warner Brothers is going to be terrible for the entertainment industry.
*door flies open*
Paramount: What’s up, bitches?!?
*door flies open*
Paramount: What’s up, bitches?!?
Reposted by Chance Merrily
The depressing part is that Netflix winning would be objectively terrible for viewers and society and yet somehow a successful Paramount bid would be far more terrible
this pretty much guarantees months and months of performative bullshit by Trump and Ellison and right wing media about how Netflix ownership would be a woke antitrust nightmare, but letting Larry and his nepobaby son dominate U.S. media would be a delightful, populist spritzer
It’s a Bidding War: Paramount Attempts Hostile Offer for Warner Bros.
David Ellison calls Netflix's $82.7 billion deal value an "inferior proposal" and tells Warners shareholders that his coalition promises $18 billion more in cash.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The depressing part is that Netflix winning would be objectively terrible for viewers and society and yet somehow a successful Paramount bid would be far more terrible
Reposted by Chance Merrily
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Reposted by Chance Merrily
Back on my BS youtu.be/dJt5nj20yrE
Quick Look: Canon 7
YouTube video by Chris keeps taking photos
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Back on my BS youtu.be/dJt5nj20yrE
Proof of intermission.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Proof of intermission.
Reposted by Chance Merrily
We hit #5 on the Apple horror charts on Saturday. FNAF, BLACK PHONE 2, HIM, CONJURING 4, then little ol' MAN FINDS TAPE. 😵
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We hit #5 on the Apple horror charts on Saturday. FNAF, BLACK PHONE 2, HIM, CONJURING 4, then little ol' MAN FINDS TAPE. 😵
@schlchtmyr.bsky.social Happy slightly belated birthday!
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
@schlchtmyr.bsky.social Happy slightly belated birthday!
*Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair* has an intermission! How civilized.
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
*Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair* has an intermission! How civilized.
It’s weird to me that the actor who made *Immaculate* isn’t vocally anti-Trump. Weirder still that she’s so mealy-mouthed about her politics.
you can join Woke 2 or you can see your career fall before it
Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s weird to me that the actor who made *Immaculate* isn’t vocally anti-Trump. Weirder still that she’s so mealy-mouthed about her politics.
Your local library contains a small video store’s worth of movies, and they’re free!
When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Your local library contains a small video store’s worth of movies, and they’re free!
Reposted by Chance Merrily
When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
Reposted by Chance Merrily
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
@drewsky.app Are you listening to the Pluribus podcast? Lots of cool making-of info.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
@drewsky.app Are you listening to the Pluribus podcast? Lots of cool making-of info.
Reposted by Chance Merrily
My family: Yay! Let’s watch Christmas movies!
Me:
Me:
I hurt too much to pay attention to anything with a story, but the friendly noise would keep me company.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My family: Yay! Let’s watch Christmas movies!
Me:
Me:
HEY GOOGLE I TURNED TWO STEP VERIFICATION OFF ON THAT GMAIL ACCOUNT FOR A REASON STOP DOING TWO STEP VERIFICATION WHEN I DON’T ASK FOR IT.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
HEY GOOGLE I TURNED TWO STEP VERIFICATION OFF ON THAT GMAIL ACCOUNT FOR A REASON STOP DOING TWO STEP VERIFICATION WHEN I DON’T ASK FOR IT.