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Clifford
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Semi involved human and comedian based in the PNW. Love soccer in Oregon and hope it continues to flourish beyond the Timbers & Thorns. Dabble competitively in Pokemon Unite. 🇵🇷
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High speed rail is a non-trivial effort with massive construction impacts and steep costs but it's never going to be cheaper, so governments should really start a semi-permanent program of building the most obvious corridors...or are we just going to keep flying from Seattle to Portland forever?
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Remember 6 weeks ago when Admiral Alvin Holsey, head of the U.S. military’s southern command, abruptly decided to retire?
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
US admiral to retire amid military strikes in Caribbean and tensions with Venezuela
Alvin Holsey just took over the US southern command late last year for a position that normally lasts three years
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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thehill.com/opinion/camp...

Not true, Donnie. There's one very important job left for Congress....
IMPEACHMENT!
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."

Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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the fact that amtrak cascades hit another ridership record in FY25 despite shutting down for two weeks and spending half the year running smaller trains with higher prices bc of the horizon recall is another sign that the demand for rail in the pnw is genuinely insatiable
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Mexican-Americans are not a monolith, we have diversity among ourselves, our view points are varied and many, I will not fall prey to generalized attitudes or products catered to me.

[Sees the first few minutes of the new Selena documentary]

Hell yeah
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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#USOC2026 4th Qualifying Round: Red Force FC (FL) hosts City Soccer FC (FL) on "Win & You're In" weekend for a 2026 #USOpenCup spot! Kickoff at the bottom of the hour from Kendall Soccer Park (Field 3) in Miami, FL. || LIVESTREAM (YouTube) >> www.youtube.com/live/eBFGl4v...
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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NOW SHOWING!
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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We know that’s not true!
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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For months, the Social Security Administration was quietly sharing sensitive data about immigrants with DHS. Now it’s official.
Social Security Data Is Openly Being Shared With DHS to Target Immigrants
For months, the Social Security Administration was quietly sharing sensitive data about immigrants with DHS. Now it’s official.
wrd.cm
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Is anyone running against Hakeem Jeffries? Anyone? I have money for them
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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muppet movie about the muppets trying to pitch muppet knives out to a disinterested rian johnson
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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IMO USL has no choice but to change the calendar as well. I’ll get more into that this week. But here’s a starter.

beyondthe90.substack.com/p/the-ripple...
The Ripple Effect: Analyzing MLS' Calendar Shift and Its Impact on the USL Ecosystem
USL has some serious headaches coming as a result and needs to pivot as best they can
beyondthe90.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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11695 I’m talking to you! We’ve received over 50K resumes, from every single zip code in NYC… except for one.

Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is this cop’s ICE audition tape.
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Roberts and Brain Funeral Directors have asked us to clarify that, contrary to rumours, they are not actually two laboratory mice disguised as humans, one of them isn't a 'genius', and the other isn't 'insane' and they have no current plans to 'take over the world'.
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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The two party system is incompatible with democracy.

We must change our electoral system to restore democracy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM