The Columbo Dimension 3: Something's really bothering me
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Always remember.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Always remember.
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Alright, y’all are done
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Alright, y’all are done
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Not remotely surprising (and many were already calling it for weeks), but not a painful piece of news either as I haven’t cared about a single thing they put out in years.
They apparently even fucked up the Plants vs Zombies remaster, how’d you manage to screw that up?
They apparently even fucked up the Plants vs Zombies remaster, how’d you manage to screw that up?
EA isn't being sold to a "consortium" of investors, it's being sold to Saudi Arabia, new filings reveal: https://kotaku.com/ea-saudi-arabia-ownership-trump-jared-kushner-2000649726
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not remotely surprising (and many were already calling it for weeks), but not a painful piece of news either as I haven’t cared about a single thing they put out in years.
They apparently even fucked up the Plants vs Zombies remaster, how’d you manage to screw that up?
They apparently even fucked up the Plants vs Zombies remaster, how’d you manage to screw that up?
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At a certain point you stop begging people to leave twitter. If it hasn't happened by now it's a lost cause.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
At a certain point you stop begging people to leave twitter. If it hasn't happened by now it's a lost cause.
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"hes washed" "im chopped" "you're cooked" are we making a stew?
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"hes washed" "im chopped" "you're cooked" are we making a stew?
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We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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1. “What’s more virgin than a computer?”
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
1. “What’s more virgin than a computer?”
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
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Me when I remember I have work tomorrow
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me when I remember I have work tomorrow
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reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
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Amiibos are essentially just RFID tags you can get a big roll of blank ones online for 5 bucks and write to them with your phone.
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Amiibos are essentially just RFID tags you can get a big roll of blank ones online for 5 bucks and write to them with your phone.
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Chris Person takes a look at Horses, "the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form" (quoted from the article blurb).
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chris Person takes a look at Horses, "the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form" (quoted from the article blurb).
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
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beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
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A sound was played on the puone.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A sound was played on the puone.
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oh now you've got me looking at Quackenbush's thumbnails again
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
oh now you've got me looking at Quackenbush's thumbnails again
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turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
I saw this ad on the train and I’m curious how yall feel about it… I’m very much in the center, but slightly more towards than against…
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
What the hell, where did you all come from
Stray Children is good
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What the hell, where did you all come from
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
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If I were as exhausting a dork as Tarantino, I'd tread more lightly than this.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If I were as exhausting a dork as Tarantino, I'd tread more lightly than this.
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Bone'S
your Favorite
your Favorite
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bone'S
your Favorite
your Favorite
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Working on a thought-tool called "stupid drunk guy in a bar". Works like this: If the take you're responding to is essentially being mumbled by a clearly very stupid drunk guy in the bar you're at, is it worth starting a big public discussion with him?
Today we've decided to center:
- some genre author with fewer than 2k followers who said something insipid about an industry where he has no relevant experience or connection
- a Cato Institute ghoul with the handle "normative" and a substack smugly saying we need to be more serious about eugenics
- some genre author with fewer than 2k followers who said something insipid about an industry where he has no relevant experience or connection
- a Cato Institute ghoul with the handle "normative" and a substack smugly saying we need to be more serious about eugenics
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Working on a thought-tool called "stupid drunk guy in a bar". Works like this: If the take you're responding to is essentially being mumbled by a clearly very stupid drunk guy in the bar you're at, is it worth starting a big public discussion with him?
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Every year Ken Levine gets one meeting with Nintendo and he tells them not to port Mother 3
i know we talk a lot about misinformation and stuff these days but it’s actually okay to make up bad stuff about ken levine. One time i saw him grab the groceries out of a lady’s car in the parking lot of a grocery store then he drove to the ocean and threw them in the ocean.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Every year Ken Levine gets one meeting with Nintendo and he tells them not to port Mother 3