slowbeef
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My wife, in regards to my potential forehead scar:
“I mean I’ll always love you but it’ll be a constant reminder: What a jerk!”
“I mean I’ll always love you but it’ll be a constant reminder: What a jerk!”
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My wife, in regards to my potential forehead scar:
“I mean I’ll always love you but it’ll be a constant reminder: What a jerk!”
“I mean I’ll always love you but it’ll be a constant reminder: What a jerk!”
Mom: is it going to scar?
Me: I think so, they said it was likely but the xeroform would help. Ha! Maybe I’ll get lucky. *jokey inflection* worst case I’ll see a cosmetic surgeon haha
Mom: that might be a good idea
Jesus mom I’m 47, I think my OnlyFans days are behind me
Me: I think so, they said it was likely but the xeroform would help. Ha! Maybe I’ll get lucky. *jokey inflection* worst case I’ll see a cosmetic surgeon haha
Mom: that might be a good idea
Jesus mom I’m 47, I think my OnlyFans days are behind me
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Mom: is it going to scar?
Me: I think so, they said it was likely but the xeroform would help. Ha! Maybe I’ll get lucky. *jokey inflection* worst case I’ll see a cosmetic surgeon haha
Mom: that might be a good idea
Jesus mom I’m 47, I think my OnlyFans days are behind me
Me: I think so, they said it was likely but the xeroform would help. Ha! Maybe I’ll get lucky. *jokey inflection* worst case I’ll see a cosmetic surgeon haha
Mom: that might be a good idea
Jesus mom I’m 47, I think my OnlyFans days are behind me
I don’t know why holidays head injuries are a recurring theme in my life but today’s Thanksgiving ended up with me slamming my trunk lid onto my head - not full force. But the corner got me and welp! I guess we’ll see if I get a suture or what
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t know why holidays head injuries are a recurring theme in my life but today’s Thanksgiving ended up with me slamming my trunk lid onto my head - not full force. But the corner got me and welp! I guess we’ll see if I get a suture or what
Wife put on Stranger Things S5 - in the recap, I forgot what a big deal they made out of “Hawkins Will Fall” and wait, was I supposed to be invested in the *town*?
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wife put on Stranger Things S5 - in the recap, I forgot what a big deal they made out of “Hawkins Will Fall” and wait, was I supposed to be invested in the *town*?
DI button is unbound. Lets see how it goes and then we’ll see more of the Junji Ito game
twitch.tv/slowbeef
twitch.tv/slowbeef
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
DI button is unbound. Lets see how it goes and then we’ll see more of the Junji Ito game
twitch.tv/slowbeef
twitch.tv/slowbeef
I’ll have you know only 1% of people passed the mobile ad game I just finished
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’ll have you know only 1% of people passed the mobile ad game I just finished
Glad Atama got Ito’s ass in gear to make this. You’re welcome!
store.steampowered.com/app/3633250/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3633250/...
Save 10% on Junji Ito Maniac: An Infinite Gaol on Steam
Junji Ito Maniac: An Infinite Gaol is a first-person survival horror game inspired by Junji Ito's psychological horror and eerie aesthetics. This work centers on the twisted potential of human nature ...
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November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Glad Atama got Ito’s ass in gear to make this. You’re welcome!
store.steampowered.com/app/3633250/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3633250/...
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
In Klax, the game lets you warp 50 stages with a Big X
But the other construct it recognizes is “Big Sandwich” and if you manage one in the first three waves, you get 500000 points or so
But the other construct it recognizes is “Big Sandwich” and if you manage one in the first three waves, you get 500000 points or so
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
In Klax, the game lets you warp 50 stages with a Big X
But the other construct it recognizes is “Big Sandwich” and if you manage one in the first three waves, you get 500000 points or so
But the other construct it recognizes is “Big Sandwich” and if you manage one in the first three waves, you get 500000 points or so
Watching Scanners and there’s a part where a psychic is being overloaded with all the voices he hears.
Wife: this is what it’s like in my head
Me: I feel like that too. Maybe you have ADHD!
Wife: no I mean with you and the kids asking me for things all day. Blah blah blah
Wife: this is what it’s like in my head
Me: I feel like that too. Maybe you have ADHD!
Wife: no I mean with you and the kids asking me for things all day. Blah blah blah
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Watching Scanners and there’s a part where a psychic is being overloaded with all the voices he hears.
Wife: this is what it’s like in my head
Me: I feel like that too. Maybe you have ADHD!
Wife: no I mean with you and the kids asking me for things all day. Blah blah blah
Wife: this is what it’s like in my head
Me: I feel like that too. Maybe you have ADHD!
Wife: no I mean with you and the kids asking me for things all day. Blah blah blah
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Remember when I streamed all those food and drink brand games for a few months in 2024?
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Remember when I streamed all those food and drink brand games for a few months in 2024?
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
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Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects.
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects.
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
Ok I saw a TikTok about a porno movie version of Zelda that’s apparently called “The Legend of Zelda: Pussylickers of Time”
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ok I saw a TikTok about a porno movie version of Zelda that’s apparently called “The Legend of Zelda: Pussylickers of Time”
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
Growing up in the 80s:
“How do you make video games?”
“Oh computer programming. It’s the only skill necessary to do it, that’s the only one we talk about. Well good luck.”
“How do you make video games?”
“Oh computer programming. It’s the only skill necessary to do it, that’s the only one we talk about. Well good luck.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Growing up in the 80s:
“How do you make video games?”
“Oh computer programming. It’s the only skill necessary to do it, that’s the only one we talk about. Well good luck.”
“How do you make video games?”
“Oh computer programming. It’s the only skill necessary to do it, that’s the only one we talk about. Well good luck.”
my daughter keeps calling it rizzmas
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my daughter keeps calling it rizzmas
I don’t even live in NYC but if I knew electing Mamdani would also get rid of MTG, I’d have moved there just to vote
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don’t even live in NYC but if I knew electing Mamdani would also get rid of MTG, I’d have moved there just to vote
My daughter compared me playing on Classic Controls (instead of Modern) to being a pick me girl
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My daughter compared me playing on Classic Controls (instead of Modern) to being a pick me girl
Alright well that’s all the content for Together BnB for now! Sorry for three frames of labia maybe, I guess I don’t know what I expected throwing a ragdoll model off a roof, but her going commando wasn’t one of them!
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Alright well that’s all the content for Together BnB for now! Sorry for three frames of labia maybe, I guess I don’t know what I expected throwing a ragdoll model off a roof, but her going commando wasn’t one of them!
Tonight! Gonna "finish Together BnB" but also do some extra stuff for bug hunting sake
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tonight! Gonna "finish Together BnB" but also do some extra stuff for bug hunting sake
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
My wife is making us watch the Annabelle movies and I can’t stand it because no one would buy the stupid doll.
I am using text to speech and she interjected “ I love it so much. It’s so good. I can’t wait to watch the next one. Amen.”
I don’t know why prayer got involved there
I am using text to speech and she interjected “ I love it so much. It’s so good. I can’t wait to watch the next one. Amen.”
I don’t know why prayer got involved there
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My wife is making us watch the Annabelle movies and I can’t stand it because no one would buy the stupid doll.
I am using text to speech and she interjected “ I love it so much. It’s so good. I can’t wait to watch the next one. Amen.”
I don’t know why prayer got involved there
I am using text to speech and she interjected “ I love it so much. It’s so good. I can’t wait to watch the next one. Amen.”
I don’t know why prayer got involved there
doing sf6 now and Escape The Backrooms with @jimdowney.bsky.social @turboc.bsky.social @evelyth.the-gay.cat at 9pm EST
enjoy my live wet streams
twitch.tv/slowbeef
enjoy my live wet streams
twitch.tv/slowbeef
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We're gonna escape the backrooms (SF6 first)
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November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
doing sf6 now and Escape The Backrooms with @jimdowney.bsky.social @turboc.bsky.social @evelyth.the-gay.cat at 9pm EST
enjoy my live wet streams
twitch.tv/slowbeef
enjoy my live wet streams
twitch.tv/slowbeef
Just a note this is gonna be in Panels 1 so it will be streamed!
Cool, well I am officially presenting a panel at MAGFest this year:
Deadasser Obscure Games is a followup to last year’s Deadass Obscure Games!
It’s on Thursday Jan 8 at 4:30pm so we’ll see you there. I have fresh content so make sure to pretend to enjoy it!
Deadasser Obscure Games is a followup to last year’s Deadass Obscure Games!
It’s on Thursday Jan 8 at 4:30pm so we’ll see you there. I have fresh content so make sure to pretend to enjoy it!
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Just a note this is gonna be in Panels 1 so it will be streamed!