Santa's #1 Crony
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Not feeling that TACO-surrender-pivot vibe. Maybe Senate Democrats should include ICE and CBP exiting Minnesota (and everywhere else that doesn't want them) as one of their conditions to pass the DHS funding bill.
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Not feeling that TACO-surrender-pivot vibe. Maybe Senate Democrats should include ICE and CBP exiting Minnesota (and everywhere else that doesn't want them) as one of their conditions to pass the DHS funding bill.
when will the extremity fetishization take the next step? you've seen foot fetish, get ready for the hand fetish to drop.
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
when will the extremity fetishization take the next step? you've seen foot fetish, get ready for the hand fetish to drop.
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
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Facial recognition "being used on the street in ways that are dangerous, that are totally unprecedented in this country, and that are, frankly, blatantly illegal."
ICE Agents Film Protesters & Immigrants as Part of Facial Recognition Push
ICE and CBP are using facial recognition technology to facilitate President Trump’s mass deportation campaign. With a smartphone app, immigration officers can scan faces of people they encounter and q...
www.democracynow.org
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Facial recognition "being used on the street in ways that are dangerous, that are totally unprecedented in this country, and that are, frankly, blatantly illegal."
i cannot spend the rest of my life asking "is this AI?"
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i cannot spend the rest of my life asking "is this AI?"
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"The chief federal judge in Minnesota excoriated ICE saying it had violated nearly 100 court orders and had disobeyed more judicial directives in January alone than “some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.” www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...
Judge in Minnesota Says ICE Has Violated Nearly 100 Court Orders
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:28 PM
"The chief federal judge in Minnesota excoriated ICE saying it had violated nearly 100 court orders and had disobeyed more judicial directives in January alone than “some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.” www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...
on fox news, they ask if you want your kids to feel safe walking down the street, as a stepping stone for the justification of ICE's brutality. meanwhile, a child is brutalized by the american immigration system.
NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...
5-Year-Old in ICE Detention Is Sick, Says Top School Official
The 5-year-old who was taken by federal agents in Minneapolis is being held behind bars with his father in Texas.
www.huffpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
on fox news, they ask if you want your kids to feel safe walking down the street, as a stepping stone for the justification of ICE's brutality. meanwhile, a child is brutalized by the american immigration system.
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Those responsible for this—even remotely—do not deserve to be welcome in society and should walk the earth with marks of Cain.
NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...
5-Year-Old in ICE Detention Is Sick, Says Top School Official
The 5-year-old who was taken by federal agents in Minneapolis is being held behind bars with his father in Texas.
www.huffpost.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Those responsible for this—even remotely—do not deserve to be welcome in society and should walk the earth with marks of Cain.
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Republicans have turned the USA into the kind of police state that Republicans always warned you America would become if you didn't vote for Republicans.
August 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Republicans have turned the USA into the kind of police state that Republicans always warned you America would become if you didn't vote for Republicans.
1/ i'm not familiar with homan's previous statements regarding "turning down the temp", but saying "there is gonna be bloodshed" (and bringing it up now) implies that the "bloodshed" was from those under his command.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
1/ i'm not familiar with homan's previous statements regarding "turning down the temp", but saying "there is gonna be bloodshed" (and bringing it up now) implies that the "bloodshed" was from those under his command.
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The tone-deafness in the statement is so on brand.
Melania Trump: "He would like to have a country where all of the people can walk down the street and not be harassed or murdered or women raped"
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The tone-deafness in the statement is so on brand.
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Mother of the 5-year-old detained by ICE reports her son is sick due to the conditions in the detention facility:
"He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat."
"He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat."
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Mother of the 5-year-old detained by ICE reports her son is sick due to the conditions in the detention facility:
"He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat."
"He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat."
just a reminder that obama patted this guy on the back
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 PM
just a reminder that obama patted this guy on the back
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You mean after a week and heavy political pressure and public outrage the Trump admin is going to do the absolute bare minimum that every law enforcement organization would do in an officer-involved shooting?
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
You mean after a week and heavy political pressure and public outrage the Trump admin is going to do the absolute bare minimum that every law enforcement organization would do in an officer-involved shooting?
oh there's that guy that played a rich scumbag in the table tennis movie. i wonder what he's like in real life...
Nicki Minaj on Trump: “I am probably the president’s number one fan — and that’s not going to change.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
oh there's that guy that played a rich scumbag in the table tennis movie. i wonder what he's like in real life...
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DUCKWORTH: If it's true that we are not at war with Venezuela, will you advise the president to rescind his invocation of the wartime Alien Enemies Act?
RUBIO: That was a mechanism to remove people from our country that present great danger
D: It's a wartime act. Are we currently at war?
R: No
RUBIO: That was a mechanism to remove people from our country that present great danger
D: It's a wartime act. Are we currently at war?
R: No
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
DUCKWORTH: If it's true that we are not at war with Venezuela, will you advise the president to rescind his invocation of the wartime Alien Enemies Act?
RUBIO: That was a mechanism to remove people from our country that present great danger
D: It's a wartime act. Are we currently at war?
R: No
RUBIO: That was a mechanism to remove people from our country that present great danger
D: It's a wartime act. Are we currently at war?
R: No
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
wait wait....i've heard this one before
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
wait wait....i've heard this one before
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They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it
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my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
name a fucking high school after him.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
name a fucking high school after him.
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As we resist Trump’s tyranny, America gains solidarity.
As we gain solidarity, we feel more courageous.
As we feel courageous and stand up to Trump, we weaken him and his regime.
As we weaken Trump and his regime, we have less to fear.
As we gain solidarity, we feel more courageous.
As we feel courageous and stand up to Trump, we weaken him and his regime.
As we weaken Trump and his regime, we have less to fear.
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM
As we resist Trump’s tyranny, America gains solidarity.
As we gain solidarity, we feel more courageous.
As we feel courageous and stand up to Trump, we weaken him and his regime.
As we weaken Trump and his regime, we have less to fear.
As we gain solidarity, we feel more courageous.
As we feel courageous and stand up to Trump, we weaken him and his regime.
As we weaken Trump and his regime, we have less to fear.
we take a brief break from united states death squads to bring you a truly helpful proposal. the abolition of DST would eliminate the negative effects that are associated with what could be considered a form of jet lag.
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 PM
we take a brief break from united states death squads to bring you a truly helpful proposal. the abolition of DST would eliminate the negative effects that are associated with what could be considered a form of jet lag.