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Occult Wagoner 🎃

@colewagoner.bsky.social

2.5K followers 680 following 19K posts

Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

lol you're SO mad!

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

look at his replies lol. he just searches words to argue about the cubs ownership

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

Your projection has been noted. Your entire personality is searching keywords and replying to people about their owners. Get a life.

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

I understand that you are embarrassed you missed a clear and obvious point. You can lash out and project, it’s normal.

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

You weren’t my audience and you butted in. TTFN!

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

oh, yes. plz!

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

hey y'all the Harrison Butker direction jokes have all been used. It was funny when Rich Eisen did it.

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h

I was being polite. You missed the point. Don’t feel bad.

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h

i want to visit so bad! only heard amazing things.

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h

i meant the cities lol. Seattle/LA/CHI and Canada

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h

someone missed the gist. bye

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h

We could've had one of the wokest MLB final 4's possible. Stupid Brewers.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 4h

If you’re still in line for free UAB tickets stay in line

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Roto_BOOOOOOdor @rototudor.bsky.social · 6h

When you take your dog to the protest and the press kinda takes a banger photo?

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 4h

lolol

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Specter177👻 @specter177.bsky.social · 4h

Even more fun fact, that plane flies to Eugene tomorrow.

Erin Sorensen @erinsorensen.bsky.social · 5h

For example:

WHAT'S THIS FLIGHT DOING???? STATE COLLEGE TO . . . . OMAHA?????!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 4h

She’s the absolute best. Always been a big fan, and the new podcast is the best, too. I’m enamored by the sketch/improv scene and all things SNL lore.