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Constance Whew Chile (he/him)

@jmaylax.bsky.social

1.2K followers 770 following 12K posts

I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls. DMs encouraged

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 8h

It’s never too early in the week to dissociate, divas

Samantha Jones being annoyed by a man at a wedding

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 13h

When the person ahead of you buys the last pumpkin bar

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h

Part of my morning routine

Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 15h

That album is still iconic. Like it’s the a great breakup album. Trust a Try and Truth are such good deep cuts

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 15h

All for you

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 16h

One of the best episodes in f the series and I speak as an unofficial Jessica Fletcher historian

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 16h

The Life of a Showgirl*

*worker bee trying to survive late stage capitalism

Me in a floral print and red and silver bow tie

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

It scratches that JCPenney Holiday Catalog itch

Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot be the only home of sectional walking around their house belting "THE SPIDER WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

a woman standing next to a couch with the words where 's my heating pad written on it

Alt: a woman standing next to a couch with the words where 's my heating pad written on it

media.tenor.com

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Lil Mama in her own version of a Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds commercial

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

May need more evidence

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

When he asks you if you want this 🥜 on a Sunday

Mariah Carey song Jesus I do from her latest album Here For It All

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

I’m just saying!

Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Lunell’s Wario

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

I know she had a killer set on Comic View in 1998

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Cary Elwes couldn’t hold out for a Robin Hood Men in Tights sequel

Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Why do people get so worked up over Sigourney every time she competes on #Dragula? “She thinks she’s better than everyone.” Okay?! If she was a booger, you’d roll your eyes and kiki about it. It’s the fact that some of the monsters know she’s right is what shifting their wigs

Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

I’d rather sit through a cheesy William Castle directed film than a Saw movie any day

Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Give me suspense goddamnit

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Him: What you gonna do to this big fat ****?

Kennedy Davenport eliminating Milk from drag race all stars season 3

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Do you ever think about how Katy Perry's Woman's World is Beyonce's Run the World if Run the World took whatever the exact opposite of The Substance is?

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

There is something so incredibly 2000s about Madonna doing a song called Hollywood, all about the emptiness of success and fame, remixing it with her classic Into the Groove in order to sell Gap clothing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0luG...

Madonna and Missy Elliott - Gap Commercial (Full)

YouTube video by MadonnaTelevision

www.youtube.com

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Oh JLo is starring in he movie version

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Body by Crystal Light.
Clinical depression by socioeconomic circumstances.

Work out album from Linda Evans and Crystal Light

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