Coach Mark & The Woof Crew
@coachmark2568.bsky.social
Woof Crew Dad
Born in the summer of '68
I share music and lyrics quite often
Progressive in all the things
Boops welcomed
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
Born in the summer of '68
I share music and lyrics quite often
Progressive in all the things
Boops welcomed
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
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There's no way I think I can ever watch "Annie Hall" again.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There's no way I think I can ever watch "Annie Hall" again.
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i responded
please respond
please respond
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i responded
please respond
please respond
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Look what I got today..! 😀 Corti calls her #CortiRoll today "The Sweater Dance" #Corti
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Look what I got today..! 😀 Corti calls her #CortiRoll today "The Sweater Dance" #Corti
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Blue says it's much easier to do some investigative work when you're wearing a nice warm sweater #BonnieBlue
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Blue says it's much easier to do some investigative work when you're wearing a nice warm sweater #BonnieBlue
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Beans 🫘 and her jolly ball 🔴both look pretty happy that it's #FriYAY #FriedaBeans
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Beans 🫘 and her jolly ball 🔴both look pretty happy that it's #FriYAY #FriedaBeans
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This is our fucking President.
JFC
JFC
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is our fucking President.
JFC
JFC
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I couldn't watch the documentary My Octopus Teacher because the streaming service experienced tentacle difficulties.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I couldn't watch the documentary My Octopus Teacher because the streaming service experienced tentacle difficulties.
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I’m like a squishy toasted grilled cheese sandwich of emotions today. Who wants to be my accompanying tomato soup?
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m like a squishy toasted grilled cheese sandwich of emotions today. Who wants to be my accompanying tomato soup?
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Good night pals.
We hope you’ve had a great day, and been the reason for someone to smile. We love you. 🐾🤍❤️❤️
We hope you’ve had a great day, and been the reason for someone to smile. We love you. 🐾🤍❤️❤️
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Good night pals.
We hope you’ve had a great day, and been the reason for someone to smile. We love you. 🐾🤍❤️❤️
We hope you’ve had a great day, and been the reason for someone to smile. We love you. 🐾🤍❤️❤️
I've been better this year with moisturizing my hands yet they are dry AF!
I'm wondering if leather leashes would be less rough on my hands vs nylon ones.
Maybe that would help a bit too?
I'm wondering if leather leashes would be less rough on my hands vs nylon ones.
Maybe that would help a bit too?
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've been better this year with moisturizing my hands yet they are dry AF!
I'm wondering if leather leashes would be less rough on my hands vs nylon ones.
Maybe that would help a bit too?
I'm wondering if leather leashes would be less rough on my hands vs nylon ones.
Maybe that would help a bit too?
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New tattoo day! My SIL calls me Captain Crocker because I bake a lot and my drinking choice is captain & coke. My kids created my Lego Captain Crocker a few years ago and… well… here he is!
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
New tattoo day! My SIL calls me Captain Crocker because I bake a lot and my drinking choice is captain & coke. My kids created my Lego Captain Crocker a few years ago and… well… here he is!
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apple update so bad even my car was: i don't know who you are, no way i’m hooking up wi chu
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
apple update so bad even my car was: i don't know who you are, no way i’m hooking up wi chu
I have a friend through the cycling community that has to close his bike shop in MN - not because his shop was doing poorly but because he couldn't afford to pay for health insurance and continue to make ends meet.
Let that sink in.
Even with tariffs he was ok except for skyrocketing premiums.
Let that sink in.
Even with tariffs he was ok except for skyrocketing premiums.
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I have a friend through the cycling community that has to close his bike shop in MN - not because his shop was doing poorly but because he couldn't afford to pay for health insurance and continue to make ends meet.
Let that sink in.
Even with tariffs he was ok except for skyrocketing premiums.
Let that sink in.
Even with tariffs he was ok except for skyrocketing premiums.
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🦈 SYVIES SPECIAL SLALMON SUSHIS IS BACKS!! 🦈
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🦈 SYVIES SPECIAL SLALMON SUSHIS IS BACKS!! 🦈
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Update:
My 11yo is more successful in love than I am. His crush likes him back! And is asking her parents if they will allow her to be his girlfriend! It’s all very exciting.
My 11yo is more successful in love than I am. His crush likes him back! And is asking her parents if they will allow her to be his girlfriend! It’s all very exciting.
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Update:
My 11yo is more successful in love than I am. His crush likes him back! And is asking her parents if they will allow her to be his girlfriend! It’s all very exciting.
My 11yo is more successful in love than I am. His crush likes him back! And is asking her parents if they will allow her to be his girlfriend! It’s all very exciting.
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definitely one of the best videos
#Music 🎵 #MusicSky 🎶
#FavoriteMusicVideos 🎬
#FlashbackFriday
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'mma set it straight, this Watergate
But I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?...
#FavoriteMusicVideos 🎬
#FlashbackFriday
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'mma set it straight, this Watergate
But I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?...
Beastie Boys - Sabotage (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
definitely one of the best videos
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im sorry i left i wasnt doing
good. im still not doing good
but i wasnt good then either
good. im still not doing good
but i wasnt good then either
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
im sorry i left i wasnt doing
good. im still not doing good
but i wasnt good then either
good. im still not doing good
but i wasnt good then either
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half the noises you hear
at night are just me in
the street going VROOM
VRROOOM VRRROOOM
at night are just me in
the street going VROOM
VRROOOM VRRROOOM
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
half the noises you hear
at night are just me in
the street going VROOM
VRROOOM VRRROOOM
at night are just me in
the street going VROOM
VRROOOM VRRROOOM
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joke so dad it yelled at me for turning the interior car light on while he was driving
My dad’s favorite cheer*:
Rah rah ree, kick em in the knee
Rah rah ro, kick em in the other knee
*he bursts out with this whenever it’s remotely appropriate. A true dad
Rah rah ree, kick em in the knee
Rah rah ro, kick em in the other knee
*he bursts out with this whenever it’s remotely appropriate. A true dad
Kick him in the left knee, kick him in the right knee, kick him in the wee knee!!!
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
joke so dad it yelled at me for turning the interior car light on while he was driving
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How many sticks of butter should I be eating in a week?
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How many sticks of butter should I be eating in a week?
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Someone pointed out that there’s fluff hanging out of Finley’s mouth.
In his defense, why food-shaped of not food?
In his defense, why food-shaped of not food?
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Someone pointed out that there’s fluff hanging out of Finley’s mouth.
In his defense, why food-shaped of not food?
In his defense, why food-shaped of not food?
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December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit