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burn it all down
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If you’d like to know what it was really like inside CECOT for an innocent man who was wrongfully deported by this administration, we interviewed a pro soccer player and youth coach named Jerce Reyes two weeks ago: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Say what you will, but the Jackass dudes were far better role models for young men than these repressed intellectual dark web losers.
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Perfect Strangers theme also works for this
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Opening night for the The Ring
The first Jackass movie
Anchorman
Get Out in a theater that was a majority black audience
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Coward FG attempt deserves a miss.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."

2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."

2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Timeline.

🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)

🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.

🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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17 years ago today. 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
FAROE ISLANDS!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Did that guy get hit by the cannon?
OK, bsky needs the Blue Jackets goal cannon video now because it's very close to Luke's
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Go Bobcats.
okay the kids are off to school so

I filed dozens of FOIAs to learn what programs were selling the most booze

the answer is obviously Wisconsin (by a LOT lmao) but here's who else cracked the top of the list. raw sales data and per capita data here:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...
Who is selling the most booze at football games this year? We FOIA'd to find out.
SURPRISE! Wisconsin football fans enjoy adult beverages, film at 11.
www.extrapointsmb.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen:
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Uhhh…wut??
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
ahh...you got me, i did own a volkswagen
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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What’s Jim Leyland like? What does he smell like? I would think it would be like a combination of Marlboro Reds and cherry lip gloss
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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New meme format
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oh yea he knew it.
The drop in progressive passes and progressive dribbles from Nagbe in the past year has been disappointing. I would say bench him but…he is a warm body and that is the Crew this year
But G+ dings Evander for dropping deep, and depending on Evander to both progress and finishing plays.

CLB: Best, Zawadski (+3.1), Worst, Nagbe (-2.2)

Zawadski's rating is likely inflated as he's listed as a CB but played a lot of CM. Nagbe is certainly at the tail end of his Hall of Fame career.
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The drop in progressive passes and progressive dribbles from Nagbe in the past year has been disappointing. I would say bench him but…he is a warm body and that is the Crew this year
But G+ dings Evander for dropping deep, and depending on Evander to both progress and finishing plays.

CLB: Best, Zawadski (+3.1), Worst, Nagbe (-2.2)

Zawadski's rating is likely inflated as he's listed as a CB but played a lot of CM. Nagbe is certainly at the tail end of his Hall of Fame career.
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM