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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 1h

I am very tired of this, but a quick review.

In America, it is legal for you to own your bullshit laser, no matter how it got into the county.

How you use your bullshit laser matters. Most jurisdictions escalate to felony for lighting up any law enforcement. Doing to them in the sky is ++Felony.

Jake @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social · 2h

This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort

Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess.

(@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)

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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 2d

Very serious person Andy Ngo has now been reduced to pleading with his audience to please please PLEASE take the dancing antifa muppets seriously

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 3h

I was a junior in HS when Waiting for Columbus dropped. I will always stan Little Feat.

(although 21st century CJ has an appreciation for Linda Ronstadt's cover of Willin' that teenage CJ would NOT have understood)

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 5h

And finally reprogramming requires there to be a valid appropriation to transfer the funds into. There is no FY26 MILPERS (military pay appropriation) and FY25 MILPERS is expired (cannot legally do new obligations), hence why this is an illegal usurpation of Article I appropriation power

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 8h

The idea that Newsom could be president doesn't survive contact with actual California residents. If the people who know him best wouldn't vote for him, his campaign is kinda fucked.

Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 8h

Not to ruin anyone’s day, but if you take even a cursory glance at Gavin Newsom’s early life and privileges, and at the ways he made his money and his family connections to other prominent hated Democrats, the idea that he’s going to win over middle America is laughable. Completely ridiculous.

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 8h

My kingdom for one of these fuckers sitting for a long form interview with a Mehdi Hassan or Jonathan Swan. Somebody who will not let their bullshit slide.

Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 9h

It's amazing how public officials who willingly go on TV to talk about these issues can claim ignorance about the very things they've come on to talk about, and it's treated like a legitimate answer.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Jim Jordan after he's played clips from videos of ICE brutalizing people, including American citizens: "I don't know the specifics of those examples you gave. What I do know is these ICE agents are under tremendous pressure ... I think they're doing a good job."

CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 9h

Fair

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Joe Patrice @joepatrice.bsky.social · 9h

Amazing

Tweet: @vexwerewolf
Right-wingers literally straight-up admitting "it's harder to discredit the left because the left is almost always telling the truth"
Scott Jennings @Lum 21h um, yes, that's really a problem
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The problem with left-leaning media is they're intrinsically more strict with their propaganda to only using verifiable sources so it's really hard to poke holes in their ideology and arguments in comparison to a lot of low quality rightwing content.
That makes attacking their points with fact checkers not very effective unless the fact checkers use misinformation tactics as well.
In essence people on the right have to work harder and more creatively to push their agendas as statistics and studies frustratingly arent usually on our side.

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 9h

Ooh, like that sign on the Pike commemorating that the next place I-90 gets up to that elevation is in Oacoma, SD?

(I've been on I-90 eastbound in Oacoma, SD. They make no mention of Massachusetts.)

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 9h

Let's start by taking back both chambers of Congress. That gets us one. Then we can start chipping away at court reform.

Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12h

No institutional design can overcome a lawbreaking president, a Congress defending lawbreaking and forfeiting its own power, a Supreme Court that pretends legal text doesn’t count to facilitate lawbreaking, and a citizenry that votes for all that.
Need at least one that wants rule of law. Maybe two.

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 9h

Which brings us right back to "every MAGA accusation is a confession".

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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 1d

PORTLAND, Ore. — A small group of federal agents in camouflage and face masks watched from atop the immigration processing center Thursday night as a unicorn, peacock, dinosaur and raccoon danced to Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Costumed protesters in Portland defy description of the city as a 'war zone'

Dancing frogs, peacocks and unicorns outside the federal immigration building present a joyful contrast to the Trump administration's portrait of the Oregon city, they say.

www.nbcnews.com

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 9h

News agencies will absolutely not do this.

But good on Pope Leo for calling them out.

Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 10h

Pope Leo quotes Hannah Arendt:

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exist."

www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

Pope Leo calls for news agencies to stand as bulwark against "post-truths," lies and manipulation

Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the "ancient art of lying" and manipulation.

www.cbsnews.com

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12h

“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”

Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 12h

That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 11h

Yes. This.

Calling out their hypocrisy doesn't work because they don't care. A fair playing field isn't their goal. What they're trying to do is assert dominance. "One rule for thee, another for me. Watcha gonna do about it?"

Punch the fuckers in the nose.

Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 11h

this isn’t a criticism bc I agree with Greg but I feel like we need a new terminology for this. it’s not really hypocrisy or bad faith. they’re engaged in a project that doesn’t value those concepts.

it’s a fundamentally irrational ideology based on overt displays of power and loyalty tests.

Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 1d

“the conventions of political reporting today are poorly suited to capturing this naked use of sheer pretexts and the bottomless bad faith they rely upon.”
@gregsargent.bsky.social is absolutely right. Big, legacy media has got to catch up to reality.

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 22h

From the geniuses who brought us Four Seasons Total Landscaping

James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 22h

Morbidly funny because it's cut off from the rest of the city by the interstate. You're calling in the national guard to defend the world's biggest highway rest stop.

ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22h

We're sending squad-sized elements to secure the Bass Pro Shop

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 22h

You know what? I'll take it.

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

Ok I have been informed that this woman did not suddenly grow a conscience.

She just hates Speaker Mike Johnson perhaps more than any of us hate Trump and delights in ratf—ng him.

Bless.

Home of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 1d

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I've been in the Capitol, and there's two things I couldn't find this week: I couldn't find anywhere the Epstein files and also couldn't find the Republican plan to fix the absolutely destroyed health insurance industry."

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 23h

The Ferris Bueller's Day Off song!

K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 23h

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the 1980s

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJk...

Yello - Oh Yeah (Official Video)

YouTube video by YelloVEVO

m.youtube.com

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 1d

Literally the only thing I remember about that movie is the blowjob/hacking scene.

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 1d

They might have at one point? 30STM fandom was a real thing. But the dude burnt those bridges eons ago.

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 1d

“Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis?”

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 1d

Gosh this sounds sort of like what would happen if key administration figures starting with the President of the United States were totally clueless morons who had no idea what they were doing.

Lena Sun @lenasun.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Some of the layoffs at CDC are being REVERSED.
Here is my updated story.
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

More than 1,000 CDC staff receive layoff notices during government shutdown

Another round of mass layoffs has struck CDC. The agency had already been cut during a reorganization this year, and more employees are now being shed amid the government shutdown.

www.washingtonpost.com

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 1d

Now that's what I call a spice cake!

(is good)

A slice of cake on a plate, with a fork.

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 1d

lol okay russ

this is going to be incredible and the likelihood a bunch of people not only do big boy crimes but irrevocably Break Something continues to increase

Charlie Thomas @cthomasjamh.bsky.social · 1d

apnews.com/article/trum... OMB says the money for the troops is going to be covered by R&D but we’re back at how does DFAS color that money (like legally how does it use that pot) and distribute it properly over a holiday weekend to meet a Wednesday suspense.

Trump directs the Pentagon to use 'all available funds' to ensure troops are paid despite shutdown

President Donald Trump says he's directed the Defense Department to use “all available funds” to ensure that U.S. troops are paid on Wednesday despite the government shutdown.

apnews.com

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CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 1d

That's what I said!

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