Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
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Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
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chrislongview.bsky.social
Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.

Welcome. Nice to meet you.
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nching0.bsky.social
Literally all I could muster up to say was "Happy birthday"😭I look goofy af
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Someone in my mentions is upset because these people haven’t suffered the worst at ICE’s hands and therefore they shouldn’t be praised for being out on the streets?

Yeah, no. To push back on these people we need everyone — especially those with relative privilege — to get up and get involved.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Portland, you magnificent weirdos
timdickinson.bsky.social
Live from the Emergency Naked Bike Ride 🚲 where the crowd hase just erupted in cheers with the arrival of the Unipipier
chrislongview.bsky.social
go work at a food bank.
help someone.
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brosephus.bsky.social
Do something actually worthwhile instead of engaging in performative bullshittery?
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starbucksgirl51.bsky.social
Private citizen Kamala is unbothered, and free to speak her mind. And I am loving no fucks to give Kamala.
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mkg-sd.bsky.social
🎯 Yeah, it smells like someone or some entity gonna reimburse the paid actors of this, yet another op. If they were sincere, they would have donated quietly and peacefully to the cause(s) they scream about.
chrislongview.bsky.social
they've got so much Russian money running through them they should change their name to code red
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fascismheckler.bsky.social
they're spending 400 ... to yell at Harris ... What fucking spiteful pieces of shit. I bet you none of them will be at No Kings next weekend
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ohiorob.bsky.social
14 times she has been interrupted. It is an op, probably Code Pink. Who, mind you, hardly ever shows up at Republican events.
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daniele-gaither.bsky.social
I got rid of my Atlantic subscription the first time they wrote a hit piece on Kamala. Watching Sally Jenkins pumping up Caitlyn Flanagan pumping up Bari Weiss reassures me my instincts were right.
chrislongview.bsky.social
I am very mad they took four years of her facial expressions from us.
chrislongview.bsky.social
why do they NEVER protest republicans
chrislongview.bsky.social
and why the fuck they protesting the EX vice president?! they got their own new vp thanks to their efforts. they should go talk to the people they helped elect.
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suezq8000.bsky.social
Of course it’s an op. It was during the election and it still is. If they believed in their cause they’d be at GOP/Maga book signings/town halls
chrislongview.bsky.social
and why the fuck they protesting the EX vice president?! they got their own new vp thanks to their efforts. they should go talk to the people they helped elect.
chrislongview.bsky.social
wouldn't the $400 these losers are spending to yell at Kamala Harris on her book tour be more useful to starving Palestinians?

how are they affording this?

feels like an op.
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muellershewrote.com
Just voted YES on PROP 50!! Make sure to vote early! THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!
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jamellebouie.net
federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?
caitlindeangelis.bsky.social
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago



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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
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veronicamcdonald.bsky.social
First of all, the look on Kamala Harris' face is pure "B*$th U Tried It"
madisonkittay.bsky.social
"Are you the same person who was telling people not to vote?"

💥☠️
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phillewis.bsky.social
Stephanie "Tanqueray" Johnson, who went viral on the "Humans of New York" account by sharing stories about her life as a burlesque dancer in the 1970s, has died
A photo of Stephanie "Tanqueray" Johnson, sitting down, holding a photo of herself
chrislongview.bsky.social
I think my friend is driving. her car is too nice, too but she could bring her husband's giant truck.
chrislongview.bsky.social
if your kinks are racist you can always keep them them between your fucking self and whoever is self hating enough to fuck you.