Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
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Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
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hey steve! what's your secret to turning half the turkey gray and keeping half raw?
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hey steve! what's your secret to turning half the turkey gray and keeping half raw?
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I sure hope the internal temp is good on that bird.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I sure hope the internal temp is good on that bird.
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There’s a clip of Hudson, as himself, saying “spit in my mouth” and my god today!
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
There’s a clip of Hudson, as himself, saying “spit in my mouth” and my god today!
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Maybe the pass around widow can work her magic on him
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Maybe the pass around widow can work her magic on him
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please let that uncooked turkey do its work. 🙏🏻
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
please let that uncooked turkey do its work. 🙏🏻
"Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie reveal that their sex scenes in the upcoming gay hockey series Heated Rivalry had 'no boundaries', adding they allowed each other to do anything they wanted."
"You can do whatever you want to me, however you want to me," said Connor Storrie
www.attitude.co.uk/culture/heat...
www.attitude.co.uk/culture/heat...
Heated Rivalry stars say they had ‘no boundaries’ in gay romance's vast amount of sex scenes
Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie say their sex scenes in Heated Rivalry had 'no boundaries', letting each other do anything.
www.attitude.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie reveal that their sex scenes in the upcoming gay hockey series Heated Rivalry had 'no boundaries', adding they allowed each other to do anything they wanted."
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Trump’s approval ratings are tanking. Even a Fox News poll found that only 38 percent of voters approve of how Trump is handling the economy while 61 percent disapprove.
The New York Times reports:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
The New York Times reports:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
President Trump’s Approval Rating: Latest Polls
Track the latest approval rating and polls on Americans’ approval of President Trump.
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trump’s approval ratings are tanking. Even a Fox News poll found that only 38 percent of voters approve of how Trump is handling the economy while 61 percent disapprove.
The New York Times reports:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
The New York Times reports:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
i wouldn't post if my turkey turned out like that and tbh i wouldn't post if i turned out like that, either.
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i wouldn't post if my turkey turned out like that and tbh i wouldn't post if i turned out like that, either.
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
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I don’t think you gut the anti-terror effort unless you think a little terrorism is useful.
Homeland Security Missions Falter Amid Focus on Deportations
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don’t think you gut the anti-terror effort unless you think a little terrorism is useful.
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"Is Trump covering up Jeffrey Epstein's crimes?"
Yes: 50%
No: 29%
Unsure: 22%
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
Yes: 50%
No: 29%
Unsure: 22%
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Is Trump covering up Jeffrey Epstein's crimes?"
Yes: 50%
No: 29%
Unsure: 22%
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
Yes: 50%
No: 29%
Unsure: 22%
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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Thank you to the first responders who subdued the suspect that shot two National Guard members earlier today. It’s an awful thing for a family to learn a loved one was shot while receiving mixed reports of their well being.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thank you to the first responders who subdued the suspect that shot two National Guard members earlier today. It’s an awful thing for a family to learn a loved one was shot while receiving mixed reports of their well being.
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My son clocked me 😂
Happy Turkey Day
Happy Turkey Day
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My son clocked me 😂
Happy Turkey Day
Happy Turkey Day
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Maybe they didn’t have turkey in whatever version of his childhood he was remembering that day.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Maybe they didn’t have turkey in whatever version of his childhood he was remembering that day.
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big late breaking news: the market monitor for the largest energy grid in the u.s., covering much of the midwest and mid-atlantic, has called to block new data centers connections to the grid, saying current course of growth assures regular blackouts
No more PJM data centers unless they can be reliably served: market monitor
The PJM Interconnection’s market monitor urged the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to rule that large data centers can only come online if the grid operator can still meet reliability metrics.
www.utilitydive.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
big late breaking news: the market monitor for the largest energy grid in the u.s., covering much of the midwest and mid-atlantic, has called to block new data centers connections to the grid, saying current course of growth assures regular blackouts
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The problem with being a chameleon is that the whole act falls apart in front of large crowds. There's a reason The Talented Mr Ripley never went into politics. Vance is so desperate in these moments.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The problem with being a chameleon is that the whole act falls apart in front of large crowds. There's a reason The Talented Mr Ripley never went into politics. Vance is so desperate in these moments.
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Oh he’s finally reached his white straight midlife crisis stage where he thinks he has a career in standup.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh he’s finally reached his white straight midlife crisis stage where he thinks he has a career in standup.
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Do you remember how on the campaign trail Vance wasn't able to order donuts (or sth else) like a normal person? It was during the #weird phase.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Do you remember how on the campaign trail Vance wasn't able to order donuts (or sth else) like a normal person? It was during the #weird phase.
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So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
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The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
it's kind of weird he doesnt know that Americans eat turkey sandwiches like every day. it's kinda one of the most popular deli meats?
how do these freaks not know anything about how normal people live?
how do these freaks not know anything about how normal people live?
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
it's kind of weird he doesnt know that Americans eat turkey sandwiches like every day. it's kinda one of the most popular deli meats?
how do these freaks not know anything about how normal people live?
how do these freaks not know anything about how normal people live?
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‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."