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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪
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Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.
Post someone who looks good in red.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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My weekend reads. Thank you to @authoralycia.bsky.social @niadavenport.bsky.social & Shaylin Gandhi for these amazing books. #booksky #romantasy #weekendreads
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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he is not long for this world
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is wild!!

Lawsuit accuses Avondale council member of kidnapping teen, propositioning father share.google/T7t4ZXPUPOqX...
Lawsuit accuses Avondale council member of kidnapping teen, propositioning father
An Avondale City Council member is facing accusations that she made a sex-for-a-job offer to a father and when he refused, kidnapped his daughter.
share.google
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yoooo!! HBD Don Cheadle!
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is why you're getting all of those emails. Text messages. Mailers. This is why. The GOP isn't going to stop taking PAC money. Many of you have demanded the Democrats stop taking PAC money. Unilaterally disarming themselves 💰 wise. So don't complain when the calls, texts and emails show up. 🤷🏾
I’m not accepting a dime of corporate PAC money.

Why?

We need to rebuild trust in our politics. And the people you serve shouldn’t wonder who you really work for.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Nah they operate with the clarity that a lot of democrats by name are still anti Black af and would never want Black people to have the same access. People like you remain in denial because you know dismantling the systemic racism benefit from is a nonstarter.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Why my white husband insisted that we host Thanksgiving after the first time I cooked.

“I can’t eat like that anymore”

That, ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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THEE number 1 thing you need to know about the commonwealth of Virginia…

Stay on the interstate
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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We know what the problem is.

Y’all stay pretending the actual problem isn’t what it is.

Y’all stay fvcking up in the voting booth & blaming others for y’all being a hindrance to progress.

Y’all stay angry at the base but pretend it’s not your own family/friends fvcking you over.

Fix your shit!
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
💯🔥
YT people acting like THEY created and discovered the “progressive platform” and then using it to demean, decrease, and erase Black voters in as many spaces as they can…is ummmm….a choice…

And why we’re where we are. It’s not just MAGA folks...

Anyway-have a great day!
a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Folks are running from intelligence like it's the Olympic 100m finals, and they're winning the race by a wide margin.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bruh!! About to set an Olympic world record!!
Folks are running from intelligence like it's the Olympic 100m finals, and they're winning the race by a wide margin.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The most uneducated electorate in modern history.

“I held my nose and voted for her anyway” “Kamala didn’t try and appeal to voters”.

They lie as they fucking breathe.
No, she literally did. I held my nose and voted for her anyway. But pretending she ran on any kind of progressive platform (or even tried to appeal to actual voters) is nonsensical. Thats almost like pretending Biden wasnt far-right.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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this wins the internet today!
Should we start calling him Pete Hague-Seth
Harvard Law School’s Jack Goldsmith:

“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”

open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Should we start calling him Pete Hague-Seth
Harvard Law School’s Jack Goldsmith:

“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”

open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How does one get 3.2k followers without any posts? 🤔🤨
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Nothing like annoying the shit out of shoppers & employees on the busiest shopping day of the year to accomplish absolutely nothing.
If any of these "protesters" gave the slightest shit about the Gazans, the Muslim ban guy who hates Palestinians wouldn't be POTUS.
🤦🏾‍♀️
www.ibtimes.co.uk/palestine-pr...
NYC Zara Stormed by Palestine Protestors, Leaving Shoppers Alarmed
Palestine protestors entered a Manhattan Zara on Black Friday, startling shoppers as NYPD quickly intervened. The incident has sparked widespread online debate.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Heads up for all my upper Midwest, Great lakes region peeps
@mialynneb.bsky.social @alyssonfergison.com @michellebyoung.bsky.social @caterinamia.bsky.social
EastCoast @libbityboo.bsky.social
potential Midwest storm and Nor'easter coming. Big accumulations.

youtu.be/-jUbzs43rwU?...
This Winter Storm Just Took A Surprising Turn...
YouTube video by Max Velocity - Severe Weather Center
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How's @libbityboo.bsky.social doing today?!
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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The main reason they pushed the senile lie because his VP was a Black woman.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Seattle's own.
I forgot today was Jimi Hendrix’s bday.

Happy birthday Jimi!

Here’s one of my all time favorite shirts that I did. l just loaded them in my shop for a limited run.

comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/1524...
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I forgot today was Jimi Hendrix’s bday.

Happy birthday Jimi!

Here’s one of my all time favorite shirts that I did. l just loaded them in my shop for a limited run.

comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/1524...
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM