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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪
@blindmellojelly.bsky.social
Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Why is he looking like The Leader?
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Extra points for the "I'm finna cuss yo ass smooth the fuck out" look on her face.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Post someone who looks good in red.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That wasn't a lie tho.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is from his victory speech. This was a lot of name dropping to get face to face with the guy and not keep the same energy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Good morning from Washington State. It looks like the sky is on fire.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So "Brain Worm's" wannabe side-piece was keeping company with "Hiking the Appalachian Trail", too?
Maaaaaannnn....
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reading any given headline this week like
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"This isn't the America I know"

Black people:
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They're gonna do it again.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you see this, post a #StarTrek
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Officiant services, Luxury picnics and this is what you're doing with the company site on the 'gram?!
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
*Hey Google* What's the current temperature in Green Bay, WI?
"It's currently 32°"

The look on @minakimes.bsky.social face.
"Lawd, what have I gotten myself into?"

She got that MJ 'She's outta my life' look on her face!!
Ryan get the homie a coat!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wut...
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Come on New Jersey!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This. Just thinking about it I can almost taste it.
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
😏😆😂🤣
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Do what, now?!
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm just calling it like I see it...
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The red ones? What about the walkway to the gates of Holiday hell.
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM