Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪
@blindmellojelly.bsky.social
Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.
Why is he looking like The Leader?
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why is he looking like The Leader?
Extra points for the "I'm finna cuss yo ass smooth the fuck out" look on her face.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Extra points for the "I'm finna cuss yo ass smooth the fuck out" look on her face.
Post someone who looks good in red.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Post someone who looks good in red.
That wasn't a lie tho.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That wasn't a lie tho.
This is from his victory speech. This was a lot of name dropping to get face to face with the guy and not keep the same energy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is from his victory speech. This was a lot of name dropping to get face to face with the guy and not keep the same energy.
Good morning from Washington State. It looks like the sky is on fire.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Good morning from Washington State. It looks like the sky is on fire.
So "Brain Worm's" wannabe side-piece was keeping company with "Hiking the Appalachian Trail", too?
Maaaaaannnn....
Maaaaaannnn....
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So "Brain Worm's" wannabe side-piece was keeping company with "Hiking the Appalachian Trail", too?
Maaaaaannnn....
Maaaaaannnn....
Reading any given headline this week like
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reading any given headline this week like
"This isn't the America I know"
Black people:
Black people:
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"This isn't the America I know"
Black people:
Black people:
They're gonna do it again.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They're gonna do it again.
Officiant services, Luxury picnics and this is what you're doing with the company site on the 'gram?!
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Officiant services, Luxury picnics and this is what you're doing with the company site on the 'gram?!
*Hey Google* What's the current temperature in Green Bay, WI?
"It's currently 32°"
The look on @minakimes.bsky.social face.
"Lawd, what have I gotten myself into?"
She got that MJ 'She's outta my life' look on her face!!
Ryan get the homie a coat!!
"It's currently 32°"
The look on @minakimes.bsky.social face.
"Lawd, what have I gotten myself into?"
She got that MJ 'She's outta my life' look on her face!!
Ryan get the homie a coat!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
*Hey Google* What's the current temperature in Green Bay, WI?
"It's currently 32°"
The look on @minakimes.bsky.social face.
"Lawd, what have I gotten myself into?"
She got that MJ 'She's outta my life' look on her face!!
Ryan get the homie a coat!!
"It's currently 32°"
The look on @minakimes.bsky.social face.
"Lawd, what have I gotten myself into?"
She got that MJ 'She's outta my life' look on her face!!
Ryan get the homie a coat!!
Come on New Jersey!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Come on New Jersey!!!
This. Just thinking about it I can almost taste it.
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This. Just thinking about it I can almost taste it.
Do what, now?!
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Do what, now?!
I'm just calling it like I see it...
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm just calling it like I see it...
The red ones? What about the walkway to the gates of Holiday hell.
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The red ones? What about the walkway to the gates of Holiday hell.
