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Candice Maplestreet
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Oh Hello Dello! - 💖💜💙 - ♏️ - She/Her -✨-3-✨
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The United States government has ordered its employees not to speak at any events for World AIDS Day or promote them on social media.

I guess they think that if we ignore HIV/AIDS it will just go away.

It didn’t work for Reagan and it’s not going to work now.
1/ ⚠️ Breaking: At CDC, we've been told the US Government will not officially commemorate World AIDS Day this year. No explanation given.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I’m willing to let The Grinch take a lot of things but letting him take our Honk Honkers is too far

What next? Our Wub Jubblies? Our Jizz Jackers or Twig Thwackers? We must protect our Kong Donglers and Voo-Voo Vazooms from this green menace
Fencing at the Honk Honkers shop in Seuss Landing. Could be a Grinch takeover.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Are we just gonna have a gremlin streamer girl in every pokemon game now?
October 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have some serious doubts about her understanding of hamlet
October 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is somehow worse than I feared
October 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I guess we’re just never gonna do anything about anything anymore.
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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wrote about Comey, arguably the first capitulator in advance.

trying to palliate trump led to the destruction of basically everything he was trying to preserve. it feels like we should learn from that. www.publicnotice.co/p/comey-indi...
Comey and the lesson of pre-capitulation
He tried to palliate bad faith Republicans. Now we're all paying the price.
www.publicnotice.co
September 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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When Fallon is the only Jimmy left on TV, you know that evil has won
September 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.
September 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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anyway it's unserious to talk about "political violence" rn because look the fuck around, man. every single day is political violence
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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oh is tourism down across the board in the united states, that’s crazy

our new slogan “we will throw you in a fucking prison camp” doesn’t seem to be gaining traction with the tourism sector
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Me begging canva to lock the fuck in and load normally at 8:30 in the morning because my life is In shambles
July 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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This @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social video is absolutely INCREDIBLE. The numbers he cites, the strategy and results they produced — it’s the future. When have you heard *any* campaign talk about this, ever? (Video split in 2 to fit in Bluesky’s limits)
July 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I think when you get right down to it I’m basically going to keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club
June 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Today was the first time in my life I didn’t get carded when buying alcohol I’m ending it all here lads.
May 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Not enough drama in this conclave yesterday they were rawdogging it and now it’s over already??
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM