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Michael 🌲🏴
@champl.in
He/him • Design, Photography, Leftist shitposting • Let's make a zine together

Portland, Oregon

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People like this — days like this — really test what little belief I have left that people have any inherent goodness, that humanity is not a fatal mistake of evolution
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Are you YES AI or NO AI? Vote now.
Did anyone ask you? Now someone is.
voteyesornoai.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Well I don’t have The News but here’s a little drawing I did this evening
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Posters right now, just in case
a man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigarette
Alt: Nux from fury road spraying himself in the face with spray paint, getting amped up
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 AM
How did I never notice this
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Nothing I ever make will be by and for fans, rather it is by and for cool people
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This is the weird inevitable endpoint of aggressive diet culture demonizing the idea of eating food for pleasure / because it comforts us, then realizing that "self-care" has become an incredibly profitable vertical.
I think it was @hels.bsky.social who spoke recently about how all the protein/fiber snacks are to give consumers permission to eat "badly" by making it plausibly deniable they're eating "good." Anyway I just got emailed about a company making protein ranch dressing.
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"If I'm being honest, the collapse of the post-Cold War international order and the violent occupation of an American city are making it difficult for me to concentrate on ______________"
If I'm being honest, the collapse of the post-Cold War international order and the violent occupation of an American city are making it difficult for me to concentrate on housing policy.
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Nothing has ever hit like that since
do yall remember how it felt reading The Giver for the first time
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Absolutely BEAUTIFUL work here:

ice.0x0.boo

It's a tracker for the number of blocks. They're averaging about 200/minute right now. 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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this was a great moment in modern American history, it instantly stopped this man from becoming a more consequential figure
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Uncle Sam wants YOU to hold the end of another man's musket
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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If I locked someone in my basement, they wouldn't be a detainee. If they died there, it wouldn't just be a death.

They would have been kidnapped, and their death would be a murder.
January 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
My god she’s going to kill again
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Let this radicalize you.
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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How much social housing or food could have been bought instead of a single billionaire's terrible idea to work in perpetuity in a legless VR world?
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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This is a good introduction to anti-fascist resistance in Nazi Germany.

Spoiler: the liberals helped the fascists and repressed the resistance at every step of the way, EXACTLY as we see today.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKwU...
German Resistance to Nazism | The KPD in the Face of the Rise of Hitlerism (2008) by T. Derbent
YouTube video by Socialism For All ☭ Intensify Class Struggle
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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I mean this is literally my attitude. I’m no more scared of ICE than I am the dad who open carries at the park or any time I’m in a crowd. What’re you gonna do, shoot me? I could get shot at the mall, bfd
I saw this take on TikTok a few days ago and wanted to share it here. I had to truncate it because it's a bit longer than 3 minutes. Her central argument is the US govt has a problem in that decades of stochastic terrorism from gun culture has made us less scared of guns.
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM