Chairman Wow
@chairmanwow.bsky.social
Ammo sexual. Might fuck a round
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Chairman Wow
@chairmanwow.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I put my socks on both feet at the same time. Just like everyone else
Delete your shit. But, I still stand by Djibouti
Djibouti
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Delete your shit. But, I still stand by Djibouti
Confused in Barnes and Noble I asked where the "Self-harm" section was. She pointed towards the religious fiction aisle
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Confused in Barnes and Noble I asked where the "Self-harm" section was. She pointed towards the religious fiction aisle
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"I went to the bathroom with a Sharpie." - Andrew Dicks
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"I went to the bathroom with a Sharpie." - Andrew Dicks
They say "get in the zone," but won't let you huff the Freon in the checkout line
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They say "get in the zone," but won't let you huff the Freon in the checkout line
My dog just audibly farted. But he's so adorable I blamed Mrs Wow
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My dog just audibly farted. But he's so adorable I blamed Mrs Wow
If an account with my name ever asks you for money/help it's an impersonation. I suffer in silence the old Catholic way.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If an account with my name ever asks you for money/help it's an impersonation. I suffer in silence the old Catholic way.
Imagine a poop salad sandwich, deep-fried Monte Cristo style, dusted with powdered sugar, and adorned with frilly toothpicks.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Imagine a poop salad sandwich, deep-fried Monte Cristo style, dusted with powdered sugar, and adorned with frilly toothpicks.
MFer with the name of Kmet, just walking around free in the world. No questions asked
Too many names in football already. We need to regulate that. At least two vowels from now on
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
MFer with the name of Kmet, just walking around free in the world. No questions asked
Too many names in football already. We need to regulate that. At least two vowels from now on
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Too many names in football already. We need to regulate that. At least two vowels from now on
Body count is just a number, Charlie Brown
Size doesn’t matter, I swear, Charlie Brown
Lots of men have this problem sometimes, Charlie Brown.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Body count is just a number, Charlie Brown
Hottest dude doin drugs behind this AutoZone!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hottest dude doin drugs behind this AutoZone!
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🕷️ ¡No todas las visitas inesperadas son malas! 💜
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🕷️ ¡No todas las visitas inesperadas son malas! 💜
She's a ten but calls casserole Hot Dish.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
She's a ten but calls casserole Hot Dish.
What if Texas was sideways? What then?
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What if Texas was sideways? What then?
Me and Billy Crystal? Hell yeah!
shania twain…i could build a goddamn life with that woman
Serious inquiry, because I’ve heard differing opinions on this.
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me and Billy Crystal? Hell yeah!
I have been punished to watch Ryan Days walking Just For Men ad for the next three hours. Send nudes
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I have been punished to watch Ryan Days walking Just For Men ad for the next three hours. Send nudes
The Girl With the Salt Life Tattoo
The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Girl With the Salt Life Tattoo
So fucked up that a president can pardon a turkey. That a euphemism for a jackass
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So fucked up that a president can pardon a turkey. That a euphemism for a jackass
If I were president I'd ask people to pardon ME!
I super clumsy
I super clumsy
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If I were president I'd ask people to pardon ME!
I super clumsy
I super clumsy
DOJ to investigate Hillary's love child "Bat Boy."
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
DOJ to investigate Hillary's love child "Bat Boy."
Ode to the tomato
How the hell
Did humans survive
Without your
Many favors
To mankind
How the hell
Did humans survive
Without your
Many favors
To mankind
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ode to the tomato
How the hell
Did humans survive
Without your
Many favors
To mankind
How the hell
Did humans survive
Without your
Many favors
To mankind
And should be added to the DSA platform immediately
Socialist Party of America's platform in 1912 called for abolition of pardon power altogether.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
And should be added to the DSA platform immediately
Texas should secede so we can invade it for the oil.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Texas should secede so we can invade it for the oil.
What fool uses a phone as a phone? Phones are for football
I’d like to remove the phone app from my phone.
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What fool uses a phone as a phone? Phones are for football