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They or She.

I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy

uhhhh 30+ years old
i really rue the fact that young me decided writing was cool. shut up! i should have gotten into ham radio and running
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Dog brainrot (2024)
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
reading about the eruption of mt. st. helens and thinking how fucked up it would be if Rainer went
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
put me in the dispenser. blorp blorp
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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While you're in 2D with your biscuits, I'm in 3D with my triscuits.
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
we're at a point where we're doing kremlinology on whether or not cabinet members are high on camera, heh
December 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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buddy of mine found a family of bees living at the garbage dump.....honey tastes kinda fucked up but he said that's called terroir
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Why didn’t SG1 have an episode where norad tracks santa and accidentally discovers he’s real and a gouald or something
The US hasn't won a war in decades, NORAD has been tracking Santa since the 50's and hasn't managed to shoot him down yet.
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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auahfh 💭
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
WOMBY
Our friends at @nws.noaa.gov are predicting high winds for our region. Reminders:

-Watch out for possible downed power lines & trees
-DON'T drive through downed trees/lines/road closed signs
-Treat dark traffic signals as all-way stops
-Make sure your loads are extra secure
Piglet Winnie The Pooh GIF
ALT: Piglet Winnie The Pooh GIF
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Started reading Robert Macfarlane’s “Is a River Alive?” y’day and it has sucked me in like few physical books have in recent years. This quote from Ursula K Le Guin stopped me in my tracks just now, for I have really struggled with being a prof in a college of natural resources for quite a while:
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Backpacks will drive you insane. Just carry your stuff in a big sack instead
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
He has special blood that gets you high if you infuse it into your blood stream
whats yuro favorite grinch fact
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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In his opening speech America’s Chief Counsel Robert H. Jackson called the decision to have a trial “one of the most significant tributes that Power ever has paid to Reason.”
That strikes a deep chord at a time when Power is trumping Reason in so many instances…
His full speech:
www.cvce.eu
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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merry crustmas
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I will never understand why these people feel comfortable going out and saying “I’m taking your job away”
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Brennan sits upright in his bed, awakened by a disturbance in the force
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ugh I have so many random foods I need to eat before I go on vacation. Silly problem to have but it’s true
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Injured a finger on my left hand trying out a grip trainer. Injured my right wrist spatulaing too hard heheheheheh
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
im going to turn into tom Riker
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Samizdat
It's the least important element to this, but I find it fascinating on an aesthetic level too.

Americans are watching a bootleg broadcast that someone in Canada recorded off their TV. And people are copying it to various platforms (however imperfect visually) to get it out as widely as possible.
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
dear canada my people yearn for freedom. please send over some balloons with usb sticks of 60 minutes episodes and also timmy hortons
It used to be that the United States would use Voice of America and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty to transmit truth across the borders of repressive regimes.

Now the work of American reporters, having been censored, is being smuggled across the border to reach Americans.
The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administration’s torture prison that Bari Weiss doesn’t want you to see has leaked.
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
battleshipe but with a bunch of subs on a grid. idk what happens to them but that's the starting idea.
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM