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THIS 👇 HERE
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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he's making a list
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is trapped in the dichotomy of good and evil in liberal western morality
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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😂😂
You'll probably get a good price on his childrens books this Christmas just sayin…
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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A truly outrageous delivery just arrived.
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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museums should let each visitor touch one thing
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I'd like to report a myrrhder
December 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The Guardian article about Trump suing the BBC has the broadcast footage and then the original footage with the omitted part sped up to show the time between and this is how news outlets should report every speech from him now as it's funny and scathing and shows what a blowhard he is.
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Work yourself to death to pay for wealthy boomers triple locked pensions and send your kids off to die in a meat grinder on the eastern front.

And we wonder why people are so easily charmed by grifting snake-oil salesman with easy answers.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
So thats where I went....
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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No one really talks about the Ghost of Christmas Passthepotatoes
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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I agree! I just don’t understand how people think he’s masculine. Someone needs to take his makeup away and whatever he has on his head 😊👍that will help a tiny bit 😊
August 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Adulting means I can grate my advent calendar chocolate onto my home made cold oats and banana 🍌. Win win.
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Don’t you just hate it when the shower curtain keeps sticking to your bare arse? Worst trip to Sainsbury’s ever.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Looks like pineapple goes on the Christmas tree, not just pizza.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Trump saw Infantino on the invite and thought 'Hey, Jeffrey's back, I'm going'
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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It’s FIIIIIIIIVVVVE GOOOOOOOLLLLD RINGS!
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Zia Yusuf - the unelected multimillionaire policy chief of Reform - makes his fourth Question Time appearance tonight.

The party has five MPs
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Ban this sick filth. By which I mean immerse yourself in a throughly funny thread of silly and not as rude as you think they are images and videos.
Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Must be Christmas now. Just seen it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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He had brain damage and was told he had to be put to sleep.

Today I took Stormzy to run on the beach.

I promise this will set you up for the weekend ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM