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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 3h

#cans

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 1d

I can never tell my shags from my cormorants.

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 1d

Is that Noel or Liam?

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 2d

Don't leave us hanging, are they hot stuff?

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 3d

Too many Americans either didn’t care or didn’t believe. Hopefully they do now.👇

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 2d

Lots of fun replies to this xx

trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d

Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.

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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 2d

Rides a vintage harley and smokes rollies.

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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 3d

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 3d

Apologies, only just seen your reply. No theft intended.

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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 3d

Have we found the constipated mathematician? You know, working it out with a pencil...

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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 3d

Do you ever go on a call with a colleague and they narrate their whole thought, process and all to the n'th degree? Which adhd did you get?

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 3d

Here are a few to cross off

Hunt
Christmas
Mask
Hares
Aires
Bouncer
Pool
Bearing
Pitt
Sweet
Ache

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 4d

Is it still there or do you now have a new trampoline in its place?

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 4d

Sounds like a win win. All that fuss over some facial hair.

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 4d

We do blade up for table knives but blade down for sharp, pointy cooking knives. We understand this to be the safest way, both @hellopalendrome.bsky.social and I. Not sure if this was an unspoken safety coincidence but it certainly stops us from slashing arms etc. When reaching across.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 4d

Fentanyl and coke are the new “weapons of mass destruction” lie. It’s Iraq all over again, folks. It’s always about controlling the oil.

A tweet from Morgan J. Freeman states:
“FACT: Venezuela is NOT a major producer of cocaine.
They do not have large cocaine factories.
They do not produce fentanyl either.
What Venezuela does have is the world’s largest oil reserves.”

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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 5d

So you're not doing an English degree by the looks of it.

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 5d

Many happy returns of the day Col. All the hugs etc. Hope you don't get a birthday face punch.

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 6d

Fish fingers, peas and tinned ravioli?

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 6d

Got a new bit of bling for our wedding anniversary. Do pinky rings need to be worn to the side for maximum cunty effect or is just wearing one giving off the same level? Asking for me.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 7d

It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.

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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 7d

Keep watching it and I keep thinking you're about to smash your noggin off that beautiful vaulted ceiling.

car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 8d

I got the cheese knives...SHED!

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car37lon2cas.bsky.social @car37lon2cas.bsky.social · 8d

No doubt the need has been caused by arseholes. Well done for giving your employees the equipment that might make the perps think twice.