Dr Raul Duke
@drraulduke.bsky.social
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
Took the boys to the posh Christmas lights, whereupon I paid £24 for 2 “German,” hotdogs because I am what most people would call, “a fucking idiot.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Took the boys to the posh Christmas lights, whereupon I paid £24 for 2 “German,” hotdogs because I am what most people would call, “a fucking idiot.”
Me, liking your posts.
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Me, liking your posts.
You’re absolutely right, Marjory, the floor-sugar does taste rather queer.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You’re absolutely right, Marjory, the floor-sugar does taste rather queer.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
08:26 and we're already on the third email of the day from School.
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling for the camera
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling for the camera
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
08:26 and we're already on the third email of the day from School.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
7yo: “Is it true babies in France are allowed to smoke?”
Me: “Have you been talking to your great grandad again?”
Him:
Me: “Have you been talking to your great grandad again?”
Him:
a man wearing glasses is asking " yes how did you know "
ALT: a man wearing glasses is asking " yes how did you know "
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
7yo: “Is it true babies in France are allowed to smoke?”
Me: “Have you been talking to your great grandad again?”
Him:
Me: “Have you been talking to your great grandad again?”
Him:
Clearly the Sainsbury’s algorithm knows about my unmatched ability to dry a vulva.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Clearly the Sainsbury’s algorithm knows about my unmatched ability to dry a vulva.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
"You 'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"You 'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Fucking grown men, every weekend.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fucking grown men, every weekend.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
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Just a wee reminder that this is a really good week to donate advent calendars to your local foodbank.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just a wee reminder that this is a really good week to donate advent calendars to your local foodbank.
🎶 No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎶 No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need 🎵
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we fight for freedom
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
we fight for freedom
I've seen this so now you have to.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've seen this so now you have to.
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Why did they feel the need to specify “Farm?”
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Why did they feel the need to specify “Farm?”
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Ricky Gervais is a warning about what happens to you when you become absolutely certain you figured literally everything out in your 20s.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Ricky Gervais is a warning about what happens to you when you become absolutely certain you figured literally everything out in your 20s.
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The guy in the green sweater is hanging on for dear life.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The guy in the green sweater is hanging on for dear life.
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Another beautiful, freezing cold, moon free night in the #snow.
#weather #LongMynd #ChurchStretton #Shropshire #photograghy #MilkyWay
#weather #LongMynd #ChurchStretton #Shropshire #photograghy #MilkyWay
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Another beautiful, freezing cold, moon free night in the #snow.
#weather #LongMynd #ChurchStretton #Shropshire #photograghy #MilkyWay
#weather #LongMynd #ChurchStretton #Shropshire #photograghy #MilkyWay
International Men’s Day upsets some people for understandable reasons, and honestly it’s cynical ragebait for the terminally online rather than achieving anything useful.
Stop doing the fucking thing. It’s pointless anyway.
Stop doing the fucking thing. It’s pointless anyway.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
International Men’s Day upsets some people for understandable reasons, and honestly it’s cynical ragebait for the terminally online rather than achieving anything useful.
Stop doing the fucking thing. It’s pointless anyway.
Stop doing the fucking thing. It’s pointless anyway.