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Dr Raul Duke
@drraulduke.bsky.social
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A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17m
“I want that one,” said the kid in the dirty SpongeBob t-shirt, a malevolent look on his pinched face. Donald saw a single, sticky finger pointed right at him, and his creamy filling went cold. He let out a scream as the square of wax paper closed around him like a death shroud.
Donuts with smiley faces, five with happy expressions and one with a sad expression, displayed on a metal tray.
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 8h
Autumnal collection, including little owl feather, seedheads & various lovely things that fell off trees.
Zoom in to the details if you’re feeling stressed-the patterns in nature have been shown to help our brains relax🪶:
A collection of seedheads, acorns, sycamore keys, dried flowers, lichen, a little owl feather & a piece of Baltic amber on a white watercolour paper background
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 6h
Breathtaking,” you say?
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 21h
Laughing an unreasonable amount at this for some reason.
A cat doing standup comedy The audience is birds The cat attacks the birds
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 22h
Donald Trump
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 1d
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d
a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words beauty in its symmetry written below him
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d
The Jehovah’s witnesses have started sending sturdily built MILF’s round to talk about the good news…..
a man in a military uniform is smiling with his mouth open
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d
“Well this one makes you see God, and this one killed Kevin.”
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 1d
Sam Haselby Greek literature may not be the refuge from queerness they are expecting. Christopher F. Rufc This is great news. We've hired the classicist Spencer Klavan to teach at New College of Florida. Goodbye gender studies; hello, Greek literature. x.com/SpencerKlavan/...
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 3d
I think both?
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 3d
The kid working the till is about 7 years old and I’ve never dared check the hygiene rating 👌🏻
Best Chinese in the village
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 3d
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
Big pub dog
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 4d
I miss her every day…
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 4d
@miq.moe
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 4d
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 4d
That’s how keen people are to get away from me.
a man with blue hair is wearing a black shirt that says lazarus on it .
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 4d
Sent to go and look for a dead body which has mysteriously got up and walked off before I got there.

If I had a penny for every time that’s happened to me this year then I’d had three pennies, which isn’t a lot, but is weird when you think about it.
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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 5d
This one time I unfriended and blocked a lass from work on Facebook as every time she went out for something to eat she'd post ...

"Om de (insert food here) nom"

i.e. "Om de pizza nom" or "Om de burger nom"

And life is too short for that type of twattery
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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 5d
Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit stands at a microphone which has been mounted on the roof of a van. There are loudspeakers at his feet, and a building behind him. He has an arm raised, and is flinching as projectiles are hurled at him, because he's a fucking Nazi
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 5d
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
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