Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

There's a part of me that still wishes Mastodon took. The federated model of social media seemed very promising at the time.

You should come over to Tramer St some time, the Chinese food is out of this world.

when i first moved here i definitely partied too hard a couple of times and ended up in wolstiot. wolstiot is real

i now want to address each candidate with a simple question and would like a yes or no answer: do you commit to changing new york’s name to york junior

Hollowbart Simpsong

is this anything

“So they said they’d named a rose after me, and when it came, the label said ‘Kim Jong-Un - not very good in beds, better up against a wall’!. And I’ll tell you something, they were up against a wall soon enough after an’all!”

whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are

Still waiting on my Randy Savage statue

The greatest book of all time was and is the Paper Mario strategy guide my friend had when we were kids. That thing was sick.

Baby Gronk, either being the new Drip King or getting rizzed up by Livvy

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Great advice when you see yet another story about angry people online:

"In a world in which billions of people are active online, support for almost any proposition, no matter how [...] unreasonable, can be found with little effort in any number of comment sections, chat rooms, and servers."

It's Macho Man Monday

Yoda Latino

This is what I envision the singing snake looks like:

"One, where's the fife? And two, give me the fife."

Gonna be honest with you guys I thought Jane Goodall died in like 1978

Jane Goodall? I thought she got Grizzly Man'd during the Obama presidency!

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

I actually used GameTap when I was a kid! Lots of ROMs and shovelware, in my memory. Couldn't say how long we were subscribed, but I remember my parents having a lot of trouble with the company when they eventually tried to cancel it.

I used to work for a company called GameTap, we were probably the first "Netflix for games," started around 2006. It didn't go well. I used to think the idea was ahead of its time, and maybe it was, but I also think times have changed and this no longer makes sense. 🧵