robbie aka. CannedLizard
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sneeze: the means of production \\ Toronto \\ he/him
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Remembering the time I was so addicted to Out of the Park Baseball that I tried to play the phone version. Given that the game is essentially a complicated spreadsheet engine, it did not go well.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Remembering the time I was so addicted to Out of the Park Baseball that I tried to play the phone version. Given that the game is essentially a complicated spreadsheet engine, it did not go well.
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Polyamorous people would rather frolic than go to therapy
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Polyamorous people would rather frolic than go to therapy
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My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
Alright, let’s fuckin’ have it @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Alright, let’s fuckin’ have it @profanity.accountant
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I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually
I deeply despise these people, need for this buble to burst ASAP, and want this man underneath a whole entire jail. This entire country is ghouls akimbo
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'Users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-har...
The lawyer presenting Adam Raine's family calls the response "disturbing" and I have to agree.
www.pcgamer.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually
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jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.
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I'm begging for AnCaps to add an ounce of free real estate to their politics.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm begging for AnCaps to add an ounce of free real estate to their politics.
Pardoned Turkey sounds like a rejected Hideo Kojima character name
Pardoned turkey was a J6er
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Pardoned Turkey sounds like a rejected Hideo Kojima character name
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Art by • Stephen Fabian
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Art by • Stephen Fabian
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Moe-rry Christmas Everyone
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Moe-rry Christmas Everyone
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When I go to share a meme on my story on Instagram, and it tries to play music, I lower the volume and delete the attached song. It feels like drowning someone in a bathtub
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When I go to share a meme on my story on Instagram, and it tries to play music, I lower the volume and delete the attached song. It feels like drowning someone in a bathtub
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
Oh, so *now* unlimited growth is bad?
Zeldin: "Conservatives say there are two genders. Democrats are saying there are a hundred genders and counting and growing."
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Oh, so *now* unlimited growth is bad?
Still recovering from Game 7, but bsky can have a selfie
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Still recovering from Game 7, but bsky can have a selfie
Russian race science:
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Russian race science:
Solid Snake:
smoking weed out of a fleshlight?
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Solid Snake: