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Huh?
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Archeologist: this is gonna take forever *sigh*
(Dust & sand flies clean off)
Archeologist: ... ok, sure, why not. JUST BLOW ON IT GANG! LIKE IT'S HOT SOUP OR TELLING A LONG WINDED STORY!
(Dust & sand flies clean off)
Archeologist: ... ok, sure, why not. JUST BLOW ON IT GANG! LIKE IT'S HOT SOUP OR TELLING A LONG WINDED STORY!
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Archeologist: this is gonna take forever *sigh*
(Dust & sand flies clean off)
Archeologist: ... ok, sure, why not. JUST BLOW ON IT GANG! LIKE IT'S HOT SOUP OR TELLING A LONG WINDED STORY!
(Dust & sand flies clean off)
Archeologist: ... ok, sure, why not. JUST BLOW ON IT GANG! LIKE IT'S HOT SOUP OR TELLING A LONG WINDED STORY!
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House of 1000 Grinches
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
House of 1000 Grinches
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time to post pole
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
time to post pole
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secret agent organization giving a spy they hate 32 cyanide capsule teeth
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
secret agent organization giving a spy they hate 32 cyanide capsule teeth
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starving guy stranded on a desert island having a crisis of identity because he instead of a giant turkey leg his fellow survivor keeps turning into the gazelle from zootopia
December 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
starving guy stranded on a desert island having a crisis of identity because he instead of a giant turkey leg his fellow survivor keeps turning into the gazelle from zootopia
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*wizard who just learned fireball and really wants to try it our* wow. Little cold in here dont ya think
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
*wizard who just learned fireball and really wants to try it our* wow. Little cold in here dont ya think
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One side effect of arthritis is the habit of occasionally giving the finger to the something I've dropped rather than picking it up
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One side effect of arthritis is the habit of occasionally giving the finger to the something I've dropped rather than picking it up
Cannot wait to get home and crack into the Christmas tamales resting in the fridge!
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Cannot wait to get home and crack into the Christmas tamales resting in the fridge!
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I just want to point out, in case my intrusive thoughts win…nowhere does it say not to bite it.
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I just want to point out, in case my intrusive thoughts win…nowhere does it say not to bite it.
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Chillin at the participating location
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Chillin at the participating location
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How to stop treating posting as a continuous performance and start treating it as discrete releases
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
How to stop treating posting as a continuous performance and start treating it as discrete releases
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Or: how I learned to love poasting
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Or: how I learned to love poasting
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I had a prescription refilled 15 minutes before the pharmacy closed. The pharmacist spit in my Zoloft.
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I had a prescription refilled 15 minutes before the pharmacy closed. The pharmacist spit in my Zoloft.
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They say It's always darkest just before the dawn. But that's only because the crew has just finished putting the Moon back in its hangar and they're very busy getting the Sun ready.
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
They say It's always darkest just before the dawn. But that's only because the crew has just finished putting the Moon back in its hangar and they're very busy getting the Sun ready.
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"Your honor, I plead Not Guilty by reason of 'this guy's obviously a dick.'"
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Your honor, I plead Not Guilty by reason of 'this guy's obviously a dick.'"
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I haven't showed off my Winky in days.
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I haven't showed off my Winky in days.
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Sometimes when I go outside, there is a cat.
These are those cats.
These are those cats.
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sometimes when I go outside, there is a cat.
These are those cats.
These are those cats.