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𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
✨Deadly AF & Minding My Indigenous Business✨
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Can’t sleep. Brain won’t shut off. Marsh is sneezy. Cramps are killing me. Jaw hurts from grinding my teeth in my sleep for the past REDACTED years. I just want a tiny bit of sleep. 😭
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Q: How do you get the cat to eat when he’s acting food averse due to his stuffy nose?

A: Churu. The answer is always Churu.
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There is not a single square foot of this place that wouldn’t make me want to throw myself off the balcony.
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I’m sorry I got weird but in my defense, I’m weird.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:

Attends therapy regularly
Makes someone fall in love with you in three words or less:

I'm a burrito
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:

Comically large boobs
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Feeling exhausted from areola to alveoli.
Feeling exhausted from burritohole to butthole.
feeling exhausted, from my forehead to my foreskin*

*wherever medical waste is incinerated in my area
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There is…something…off about the area from Brad’s Pitt’s nose to his upper lip to his teeth, specifically the top row. It’s extremely unnerving and I don’t know why.
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My poor baby kitty is sneezy and I hate that his medicine doesn’t instantly make him better. 🥺😭
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fine. I’ll watch the stupid fucking F1 movie.
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
For some unknown reason I’m making chili. I’m not hungry and I doubt I will be later. Guess it will be going in the freezer.
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wore my Decepticon Chucks to get Andy’s earlier and the lesser cars just moved aside.
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We DO NOT follow domestic abusers, folx. Period. If you have a problem with that, show yourself SILENTLY to the exit. 👋🏽
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Absolutely fucking not. If you're following Deeny then you know what this guy is already. If you're going to willingly follow @beefhurtcretin.bsky.social after all that then you can go fuck yourself.
@beefhurtcretin.bsky.social is back. Reminder that this motherfucker is a monster and a misogynistic piece of shit who beats women, lusts after teenagers, and abuses people. He is still harassing my friend who suffered at his hand for 8 years and is currently on trial for DV. block him.
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reposted by 𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen
@beefhurtcretin.bsky.social is back. Reminder that this motherfucker is a monster and a misogynistic piece of shit who beats women, lusts after teenagers, and abuses people. He is still harassing my friend who suffered at his hand for 8 years and is currently on trial for DV. block him.
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
NO THE FUCK WE’RE NOT WITH THAT PIECE OF SHIT. 😫😫😫
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Excuse me…how is that not targeting??
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This game is going to go to PKs, right?

What?
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Daily Duotrigordle #1389
Guesses: 36/37 Time: 16:06.82
0️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣1️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ 3️⃣2️⃣
1️⃣0️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣5️⃣ 1️⃣7️⃣
1️⃣2️⃣ 1️⃣3️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣8️⃣
0️⃣3️⃣ 3️⃣3️⃣ 1️⃣9️⃣ 2️⃣0️⃣
3️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ 2️⃣1️⃣ 0️⃣4️⃣
2️⃣2️⃣ 2️⃣3️⃣ 2️⃣4️⃣ 2️⃣5️⃣
2️⃣6️⃣ 2️⃣7️⃣ 2️⃣8️⃣ 2️⃣9️⃣
3️⃣5️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣ 3️⃣0️⃣
duotrigordle.com
Duotrigordle
Put your skills to the test and solve thirty-two Wordles at once! You have 37 guesses to solve all 32 words. A new Duotrigordle available each day to solve.
duotrigordle.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Thought I was working on a 2nd nosebleed. 😫
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Heyyy someone finally scored in this miserable game!
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
😂
Connections: Sports Edition
Puzzle #453
Time: 00:40
My stats are in! I had 0 mistakes on puzzle #453. Average mistakes: 2.4
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Play Connections: Sports Edition, our newest word game
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Sorry. Forgot. Was bleeding to death. Also…🙄

Wordle 1,645 3/6*

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December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You know what’s great? Being on your period. While you feel like shit.

Even better? A random nosebleed. When your head is stuffed up.

What would top it off? Those blood thinners I was on a few months ago. REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED.
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I should probably get out of bed, find coffee and take my meds.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Upstairs neighbors are being excessively and obnoxiously loud. It’s too early for this nonsense. 😫
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM