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Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
I only knew George C. Scott as the villain from The Rescuers Down Under. It was a few years before I learned of his other work, by which I mean his role in as the grandfather in Angus.
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
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"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction"

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I can finally exhale
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
Oh no, has The Princess Bride fallen out of relevance with the zoomers?
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
Probably safe to assume that everyone in the airport is local to San Francisco. Airports aren't known for attracting out-of-towners.
Gotta hear all points of view.
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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I'm not going to amplify the fucking things, but these anti-Mamdani slop ads Cuomo is putting out there use his likeness and put words in his mouth. If it's not actionable, it should be. It's not illegal it seems, but it should be so illegal. It should be *the most* illegal.
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Very unusual. Most of the time when MAGAs get together to celebrate a book they've never read, it's on a Sunday
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Christmas is just around the corner.
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Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene

A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Shaking like I'm going through detox, hoping and praying that the Japanese mundane Halloween photos are going to get posted tomorrow.
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i'm sorry i cannot get over them thinking this is what the white house looked like when lincoln lived there? have they never been inside a victorian house? do they just think the undifferentiated "past" looked like an anachronistically white greek or roman temple everywhere????
I’m sorry but the concept of being “horrified” by the toilet in the Lincoln bathroom is so funny
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Not sure if life has meaning now that there won’t be new episodes of “Ridiculousness” - I’m supposed to watch the 11,000 existing episodes, which air on MTV 23 1/2 hours a day, and be satisfied with that? Get fucked
Convenient step up to the window for those times when you hope the stomach bug kills you.
So Trump has posted about 20 photos of the refurbished Lincoln Bathroom, which should satisfy the needs of the unemployed and hungry. In addition to looking pretty crummy, I have some questions about this toilet, which will have a great view of the new ballroom and vice versa.
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insane reverb in here…..farts sounding like a shotgun
So Trump has posted about 20 photos of the refurbished Lincoln Bathroom, which should satisfy the needs of the unemployed and hungry. In addition to looking pretty crummy, I have some questions about this toilet, which will have a great view of the new ballroom and vice versa.
Kind of funny how they came up with the oblique title "Delivery Me From Nowhere" for their big Bruce biopic, then decided they had to call it "Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere" so people would know who it was about, then shorten it to just "Springsteen" in the TV spot voiceover.
North Country has a valuable role in MovieGrid / Cinematix type games since it had a ton of notable actors, got nominated for Oscars, and is never talked about today.
We think Busy Town looks amazing in the books, but it's not like that all the time. It's just that the residents put on their fanciest lederhosen and drove their flashiest cars since they knew Richard Scarry would be drawing them that day.
Also love Scarry's 2 "phases". This is one of our favorite pages and it captures a little bit of busy world and hella meta
They did it again lol
Was the Dodgers organist just playing the theme to Twin Peaks?
And even then, isn't it only the music-focused channels (which don't even exist in the US, at least not on any cable package I've ever subscribed to)?