Josh Calvetti 🇺🇦
@calvetti.me
sitting at the intersection of liberal arts and “was this really a good idea?”
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Josh Calvetti 🇺🇦
@calvetti.me
· Sep 18
I have hidden
the Amontillado
in the small room
beyond the tombs
and which
you were no doubt
excited
to taste
Forgive me
you made me to look the fool
and the thought of your death
made me smile
the Amontillado
in the small room
beyond the tombs
and which
you were no doubt
excited
to taste
Forgive me
you made me to look the fool
and the thought of your death
made me smile
It’s not just a callous lack of compassion; it’s the glee in cruelty, the delight in visible lies and dishonesty.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
It’s not just a callous lack of compassion; it’s the glee in cruelty, the delight in visible lies and dishonesty.
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Venezuela, MN, Greenland, etc, are not "distractions" from Epstein or anything else. They are all connected in that they are the fruits of unqualified and unstable people given absolute power and wielding it in ways that profit them and hurt others. It's not a conspiracy, it's an ethos.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Venezuela, MN, Greenland, etc, are not "distractions" from Epstein or anything else. They are all connected in that they are the fruits of unqualified and unstable people given absolute power and wielding it in ways that profit them and hurt others. It's not a conspiracy, it's an ethos.
Plum continues to demonstrate it is one of the finest townships in the western pa region. When in doubt, it's Plum.
County wide bolo out of Plum that three people in a white Hyundai Tuscon with license plate PA MNR-1997 with a #1 Cochran on the back kidnapped someone with a firearm and are demanding a ransom. Cops are expecting a possible fire fight.
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Plum continues to demonstrate it is one of the finest townships in the western pa region. When in doubt, it's Plum.
this whole situation is stupid, but Apple's insistence on security theater continues to be a frustrating blight on the Mac, which has otherwise become really great in the past 5 years.
Logitech forgot to renew a certificate so its macOS apps for its mice are broken. Windows users are unaffected. A fix is available for G Hub and Options+ on macOS, but it has to be manually applied 🥲 www.theverge.com/news/857377/...
Logitech caused its mice to freak out by not renewing a certificate
That’s one heck of an oversight.
www.theverge.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
this whole situation is stupid, but Apple's insistence on security theater continues to be a frustrating blight on the Mac, which has otherwise become really great in the past 5 years.
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
would love to see more of this attitude nationally!
AI data centers are a bad deal.
I'm calling for a moratorium until we know how to protect ourselves from enviro. & energy costs.
Any new data center must follow 3 rules:
1. No tax exemptions.
2. They fund new renewable energy.
3. That energy is publicly owned.
I'm calling for a moratorium until we know how to protect ourselves from enviro. & energy costs.
Any new data center must follow 3 rules:
1. No tax exemptions.
2. They fund new renewable energy.
3. That energy is publicly owned.
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
would love to see more of this attitude nationally!
All rain in January should be snow, I accept no questions
(Or July if you're in the southern hemisphere)
(Or July if you're in the southern hemisphere)
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
All rain in January should be snow, I accept no questions
(Or July if you're in the southern hemisphere)
(Or July if you're in the southern hemisphere)
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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regular christmas music: 🎶oh yes the snow, it's ticklin' my nose🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
December 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
regular christmas music: 🎶oh yes the snow, it's ticklin' my nose🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
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Centerville, SD
Centerville, SD
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Centerville, SD
Centerville, SD
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Fayette, AL
Fayette, AL
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Fayette, AL
Fayette, AL
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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Every Transit Authority:
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Every Transit Authority:
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
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truly hilarious how prevalent it is that people selling cameras take the most abysmal photos of said cameras
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
truly hilarious how prevalent it is that people selling cameras take the most abysmal photos of said cameras
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I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
concerned that your goose may hypothetically be cooked? Why not take the next step and intentionally cook your own goose with gusto!
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
concerned that your goose may hypothetically be cooked? Why not take the next step and intentionally cook your own goose with gusto!
Apparently my driver’s license expired about a month and a half ago. Meanwhile I’ve flown a handful of times since. Huh.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Apparently my driver’s license expired about a month and a half ago. Meanwhile I’ve flown a handful of times since. Huh.