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Ilan Muskat

@calculon.bsky.social

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"And then it was now; and then I don't know what happened." It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks. (He/him)

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · Aug 28

Then what you do, is gather up all the feathers and stuff the pillow again

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 3h

It's accurate. I do actually call him Beautiful Bear

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 3h

My top 2 mondegreens from Abandoned Pools' "Monster":

2. "Everyone's a rock star; look how cool a duck you are" (orig. "cool and dark you are")

1. "I want to go another round; I want to go to Monster Town" (orig. "call the monster down")

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 16h

Alf is back in POG form energy to this one

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 17h

The estate, that is. And the script, at least, was good, even if the production had like, after school special budget

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 17h

Until finally they didn't, this time, for Shane

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 17h

That would have been the weirdest way to end this game

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 18h

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 17h

Real ones know

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 17h

I was lucky enough to get the full set.

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 17h

Anyone got a Q&A for Norm to go into right now? Anyone?

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 18h

Can you imagine what he will do if the Jays pull this off

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 18h

Norm: many, many runs homed

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 18h

They're too busy arguing between the Zeist/Distant Past factions to reply quickly

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 1d

The last surviving fighter of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising has passed. May his memory be for a blessing. www.jpost.com/israel-news/...

Last Holocaust Warsaw Ghetto Uprising suvivor dies | The Jerusalem Post

Michael Smuss was born on April 15, 1926, in Danzig, where his family lived until the rise of the Nazi Party.

www.jpost.com

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, Jamie, if you want a woke answer

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 2d

I'm just spitballing here, but I think I did a better job than you

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 2d

ShelfStableCoin

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 2d

You'd prefer a movie leave even a single loose end

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 3d

I see so much ink of a triangle with circle and line inside already

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 3d

I can't imagine anyone reading this and not hearing "Kooks" in their head.

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 3d

It clarified a part of Bad Santa for me when I learned.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 4d

Twitter really is Disinformation Ebola virus at this point.

mashable.com/article/x-tw...

X will start selling inactive usernames to paid users

Elon Musk's social network will start auctioning off disused handles to subscribing users.

mashable.com

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 4d

This kid is heading to the World Series 🥹

A photo of a young Vladimir Guerrero Jr. in a home white Montreal Expos uniform. He holds his hat over his heart.

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 4d

Mood (continued)

Stephanie Cheng's incredible Blue Jays Moustache Hall of Fame poster hanging in a place of pride in our hallway

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 4d

They seem like they're having fun. Glad they can rest until Friday

Have they cleared the rights for Seven Nation Army or is this costing Rogers through the nose