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The Cafibulator
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30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, dad of many cats and video game nerd. he/him
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The Cafibulator @cafibulator.bsky.social · Feb 22
People seem to dislike it when you repost a bunch of stuff without any original posts, so have some cats.
This is a masterwork digital photograph of two cats snuggling with each other: a red Persian named Putty and a grey/brown tabby named Primm. The red Persian is gesturing plaintively.
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dragoncobolt.bsky.social
"there's another reason why I want to say that artistic vision matters in video games: it would depress the hell out of me if i was wrong" i'm listening to old noah gervais vids and finding forgotten bangers
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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davejorgenson.bsky.social
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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eva.computer
don't follow them
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them

and their soft power vanishes
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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ariellaelm.com
Let’s talk shutdown.

I don’t care what your personal views on the Dems or leadership are, we have a very small window to control this narrative, and it will be impossible if anyone is doing anything but blaming Republicans.

1/
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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lorak.bsky.social
Please - stop doing the screenshot no link thing on Bluesky. This platform does not punish you for posting a URL. You picked up the habit from Meta apps? Stop doing Mark Z's bidding. Link ESPECIALLY to authors, reporters, bloggers, etc. where you quote the work.
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
We have a white supremacist gestapo with complete immunity in our country now.
Right now: As an ICE agent sets up floodlights facing a few protesters outside the Broadview ICE facility, one activist remarks that photos “better not be for your spank bank.” “Nothing from your genetic lineage would be in my sp…” the agent began to reply, cutting himself off.
September 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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johnsipher.bsky.social
In 1935 German leadership called a surprise meeting and informed their previous oath to uphold the Weimar constitution was now void and they instead must swear a personal oath to the Führer. Many claimed they didn’t like the order, but they did it anyway.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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bradlander.bsky.social
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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jojojolie.bsky.social
Can yall do me a favor and watch this? After you’re done please file a report with the Dental Board of California. She practices on both adults AND CHILDREN.

Disgusting.
September 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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taterpie.bsky.social
Ted Cruz wants you to stop talking mean about ICE because it leads to 'political violence' but Musk, Vance, Trump, and Nancy Mace wont stop inciting violence against trans people. Assailants in this story *cite Trump*.

www.thestranger.com/news/2025/09...
Seattle Area Trans Women Are Being Attacked by Groups of Men
Earlier this month, three trans women were beaten by a group of young men in Seattle's gay neighborhood. According to the county prosecutor's office, there's been at least four more group beatings sin...
www.thestranger.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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captainacab.airbud.website
as in he spends all his time watching a bull have fun?
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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sharonk.bsky.social
historical revisionism on main, post Allied memes
Top caption: “When the German High Command asks where Army Group Centre went.” The central shrugging figure has a head photoshopped with a man’s face (likely representing a Soviet officer), holding a map labeled “Operation Bagration (Belorussian Strategic Offensive Operation), Part of the Eastern Front of World War II.” On the right, another cutout of the same man in a red shirt holds a different Eastern Front map. At the bottom, a smaller cutout of the man shrugs next to the caption: “Operation Bagration.”
September 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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gbrockell.bsky.social
Screengrabs from when his mask was down, on Fox News of all places
A FoxNews screengrab of the man who assaulted a woman at an ICE protest in Chicago. He is a white man with dark blond hair and a beard. A FoxNews screengrab of the man who assaulted a woman at an ICE protest in Chicago. He is a white man with dark blond hair and a beard.
September 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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ralphwaldoemmiecat.bsky.social
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September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
So unifying
September 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm

Tear gas is an abortifacient.

When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby.

The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since.

Horror movie stuff.
mskellymhayes.bsky.social Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · Sep 20
Tear gas everywhere.
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
One thing that has become really clear since yesterday is that we live in at least two different realities. Talking to a friend who only knew Charlie as a Christian motivational speaker because that's all that ever came across her feed. Showed me videos I've never seen before of him saying perfectly reasonable and empowering things. I showed her videos she'd never seen before of his racism, misogyny, homophobia, advocating for violence against specific groups of people. She was horrified by his remarks about Pelosi's husband's attacker being bailed out and celebrated for his violent act. She was horrified by a number of things that he said, but she had never seen or heard them before, the same as I had never seen or heard the generalized clips of him sounding like a perfectly nice loving man and father. Neither of us had a whole picture of this man. I mentioned he was a known white supremacist and she thought I was joking. She talked about him giving a speech about finding your purpose and doing good in the world and I thought she was joking. I saw why this friend was mourning the loss of a person she thought was a good person. My friend, bless her, saw why I feel the way I do about him. We understood each other better. In spite of a multi-billion dollar internet machine specifically focused on keeping us apart. Because we talked to each other with the desire to listen and to learn rather than the desire to change someone else's mind or to be "right". None of those motivational things he said change my opinion about him because they don't erase the negativity, the subtle calls for violence, the belittling and denigrating of other races religions genders etc. His negative and blaming comments about homeless people, the poor, and victims of domestic violence. His comments about rounding up people who didn't think like him and putting them in camps where their behavior could be corrected. That time he said empathy was a made-up word he didnt believe in. That other time he said the Civil Rights Act was a mistake. The time he said most people are afraid when they get on a plane and see that there's a black pilot. His anti-vaccination rhetoric and his active campaigning against people being allowed to wear masks for their own health. His open support of fascism and white supremacy. To me, all of those are fully unchristian sentiments. Those are undeniable and just one of them would be a deal-breaker for me. All of them together are a picture of a man who was polarizing, enraged a lot of people and rightly so, but even with all of that I would never wish upon him or especially his children the end that he got. Oh, and my friend had never heard, and God help me I don't know how she escaped the news, but she had never heard of the Minnesota legislators who were shot in June. The husband and wife and dog who were killed, one after throwing themselves over their child to protect the child. The other couple who somehow survived. Politically motivated attacks specifically because they were democrats. She learned about those shootings that happened months ago because I showed her Charlie Kirk's comments about them. The kidnapping plot against a female Midwestern Democratic governor. The assassination attempt against Pennsylvania's democratic governor. All things Charlie had plenty to say about while supporting the Second Amendment and bashing the Democratic party. She didn't know about any of it because we're all living in two different worlds and none of us have the whole story.
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 13
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social
I hardly believe my own ears.

FOX host Brian Kilmeade suggests KILLING homeless people.

BRIAN KILMEADE (FOX HOST): Or involuntary lethal injection.

JONES: Yeah.

KILMEADE : Or something. Just kill them.
September 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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badtoss.bsky.social
Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:
September 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
The U.S. government has become a neofascist regime run by a sociopath.

Keeping it funded now is to participate in the most atrocious abuse of power in U.S. history.

So I for one have decided that the best route is to shut the whole thing down.
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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drewharwell.com
A National Guard report accidentally emailed to the Post says veterans and active-duty troops view the D.C. deployment with "shame and alarm" @alexhorton.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
National Guard documents show public ‘fear,’ troops’ ‘shame’ over D.C. presence
Internal documents reviewed by The Post reveal, with rare candor, how domestic missions rooted in politics risk damaging Americans’ trust in the military.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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seancasten.bsky.social
If you think that due process only applies to citizens then ask yourself what you would do if someone accused you of being a non citizen. Either we all have due process or no one does. The Constitution affords the former. SCOTUS has unleashed the latter.
September 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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philbildner.bsky.social
We need to abandon our textbook definitions of what civil war looks like. It is already happening.

We need to abandon our belief that we are still a democracy. We are not. This is what authoritarianism looks like.

Find your people.
Talk openly about what is happening.
This is happening.
September 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads—

“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”

Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
September 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM