The Cafibulator
cafibulator.bsky.social
The Cafibulator
@cafibulator.bsky.social
30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, dad of many cats and video game nerd. he/him
The lies even go the other way, too. Making up shit to scare you off of it is fine, but actually researching the (admittedly rare) adverse reactions? Never heard of it lowering the threshold for triggering seizures in some people until it actually happened to me.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I love that her post here was just a screenshot from over there, and now she’s posting screenshots of the shit she’s rightfully getting here over there. She’s completely incapable of doing anything but playing “pick me.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
yell all you want, she won’t try anything
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
To be fair, abandonment of security commitments is a salient point to take from it these days.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I wanna wear a Nokia 3310 and become invincible
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m not sure if it really qualifies as lesser known, but Tetsuo: The Iron Man is great. Sequels are alright as well.
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
jerry, you’re truly so humble that you wish people had less time to read your posts?
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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don't follow them
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them

and their soft power vanishes
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh my God Jerry, are you okay? Do you need anything? Sending thoughts and prayers for you in these trying times!
September 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s stuck with me since I first heard it because it’s literally video game villain shit, man. Like, the least believable thing about Resident Evil 4 has always been that the motivation behind the plot to infect the president with a brain worm is that the bad guy is using it to enrich himself.
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I don’t see how you could work the xenos factions in, but maybe like a Necromunda-style game set across an entire Hive World? Kinda using the hives as city-states going to war with each other in the vein of Necropolis?
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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as in he spends all his time watching a bull have fun?
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Note that Tony Hawk posted the pinned comment! 😝
September 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM