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Smol fairy godfather who has lost his magic wand up his own ass.

Chronically horny and terrified halfling.

Compulsory Professional Cassandra At Large

Unrepentantly sardonic Cait Sith living in a trashcan full of love and screes and yips.
No matter what, if I make a meat based dish, some amount of the correlating flavor of this stuff gets included. Being very *White* i'm prone to underseasoning, and this comes in clutch by upping the umame factor if I fail at everything else.
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Women. Are. Not. Responsible. For. Gatekeeping. Mens. Sexual. Impulses.

Even Matthew 5:29, Mark 9:47 emphasizes that individuals are response for removing *themselves* from the temptation of sin, however they choose to interpret what such a thing is. Nobody else is obligated to you there.
anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why do I have an urge to try to play Octopath Traveler again? I know its just going to frustrate me again.
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Waking up on a Monday.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just one more 6 page paper and I'm free.
a girl with orange hair is crawling over a briefcase that has a buckle on it
ALT: a girl with orange hair is crawling over a briefcase that has a buckle on it
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December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think HoyoVerse has finally produced a game that can get its claws into me. I just saw a demo of the gameplay for Varaspura and its got me VERY intrigued. I can only describe it as Control by way of Genshin Impact.
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It's butter chicken with peas and corn. Perhaps culinary blaspheme but I'm trying to feed two on a fixed income with whatever I have in hand.
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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YOU OPENED THE BOX. WE CAME.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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It is bone deep infuriating that, between platforms and payment processors shenanigans, the video game industry is singlehandedly pioneering a use case for cryptocurrencies as a rebuttal to financial censorship.

They are a scam and an environmental drain. Stop fucking making them seem necessary.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Werewolf Boyfriend joins your polycule not as a partner, but as the group's PET
You and the others now have to take care of this 7 ft tall incredibly Buff Puppy, who's sweaty and naked 24/7 and has an unavoidably Massive Ass
... At least they know how to give you "paw"

Thoughts?
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Just did a self indulgence comic doodle of Leon and Essie (OC)
#ResidentEvil #oc #ocxcanon
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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A workout a day keeps the darkness at bay!
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Yuji thinks he’s hiding
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The cozy genres have had an understandable boom in the last five years; people are bruised and traumatized, even if they don't fully admit it in words, and they want books they can sink into like feather duvets. This is great! It's also complicated, because when anything grows fast, confusion...
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I am begging gay male fantasy romance authors to tap into the slice of life genre. I. Am. Starving.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Mood 💀 #comic
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I have such an irrational dislike of those 'your year, unwrapped' things (just as I have an irrational dislike of pretty much everything tbh), to the point that I'm now convinced that when I die and my life flashes before my eyes it'll be in that format.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I love you all so much I’m going to make sure you get the chance to read this too. Made my whole morning.
All the Cenobites from Hellraiser ranked
We've been through every Cenobite in all of the eight or so Hellraiser movies and ranked each of these devilish characters for your pleasure.
www.thedigitalfix.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Welp. People out in the boonies that can still get their deliveries sent to their home better start adjusting their schedules and budgets for driving to the nearest post office, however far away they might be. For some that's gonna be over an hour's drive each way.

The trouble with
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.

It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.

USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The problem with trying to build a base out of fringe crazy people with destructive inclinations is it's really hard to consolidate their power or get them to participate in institutional processes.
On DOJ's second attempt to indict New York AG Letitia James, out-of-state federal prosecutors were brought in to present the case to the grand jury. They did not convince them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'll be honest; Once Final Fantasy VII part 3 comes out I'm good. The AAA market can implode. I look forward to a New Gaming movement ala 1970s New Hollywood era.
Since genAI has completely fucked the market for home computers, I guarantee there'll be an article complaining that people are playing older and less resource-intensive games and how this is killing the AAA gaming industry
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM